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We'll be OK just as long as the defence DON'T PANIC!!!!! ......ayethangyew.

Nout wrong with Gail man, do a lot in the sack with a nose like that. Well you're not going to end up bruising your bollocks on her chin, I spose there's that advantage.

Hank are you posting from a mobile or a comp? Not pulling you up about bad grammar because, while it is very bad, it is still understandable. What I have trouble with though is the formatting of your posts. There are lines starting and finishing here there and everywhere and as a result half of what you post genuinely doesnt make sense.

It's Sarah Lou all the way for me. The only thing that puts me off tho is the thought that in 20 years time she'll look like Gail.

amen to that, rudeboy!

A real Geordie would quit tbh [stevie/] Toon to win 10-0 and Stevie to take the Fulwell end single handed tbh.

Sex clubs? Sex clubs?!

your bad grammar makes you look like an uneducated idiot. Wherever you go you are gonna be judged by stuff like that, whether it be a job interview, a message forum or a pub. Your response isn't helping your cause much! Wtf? He's hardly likely to go into a pub and communicate by sandwich board is he?!

What's the soldier off Popeye called, with the nose? Alice the Goon?

inadvertent?

I think we've been bad overall so far this season. Big Sam's record demands he's given the full chance to get things right, but it has to be said this is unchartered territory for him. Establishing Bolton in the Prem and taking Newcastle on to the next level are two very different remits and arguably require completely different skill sets.

Fucking brilliant! Had to google that, but he's got a point. Opening scene, first ever episode. IIRC Dirty Den, Ali (from the caf) and Arthur Fowler were first on the scene to break the door down.

Aye. Wasn't she in the top 50 sexiest women in FHM or something this year? You'd see loads of lasses nicer than her in town on a weekend. I think it's fair to say there's more than 49 prettier girls than her on the face of the planet tbf. Plus she only got worse for having the boob job. Was she in that list ahead of Dawn by the way? The one who was kidnapped by that mentalist GP. If she was then thats a disgrace. Dawn is bang tidy tbf. I think so. I just remember her being in it as it was mentioned on here iirc. Pretty sure the bint got her kit off for said magazine about a month earlier. Funny that. Dawn is quite fit tbf. I've never seen it for ages like. Neither have I *disclaimertastic* but it's always on as wor lass loves to rot her mind to it and Dawn's the only thing that get's me through it tbh. Well her and Sam Janus. Not her sister mind, she's a fucking hound.

Aye. Wasn't she in the top 50 sexiest women in FHM or something this year? You'd see loads of lasses nicer than her in town on a weekend. I think it's fair to say there's more than 49 prettier girls than her on the face of the planet tbf. Plus she only got worse for having the boob job. Was she in that list ahead of Dawn by the way? The one who was kidnapped by that mentalist GP. If she was then thats a disgrace. Dawn is bang tidy tbf.

Quality! Fill yer boots! Actually judging by your wedding snaps you're already punching well above your weight son so you'd better be on your best behaviour. Congrats Dave lad, she looked stunning!

Fucking brilliant!

Fuckin hell...me me me tbh. No better than one of your z-celebs out of Chat!

class!

Shes not claiming to be Macca's dad too now is she? Jesus that takes the fucking cake!

Fucking hell. You want the moon on a stick you do (and at 15% off at that!)

How good is Dickens tbf?! Fucking shits all over JK Rowling.

Was it Jardine v Jardine in Bleak House ????? (no connection, but the line rang a bell of a Dickens novel) Jarndyce and Jarndyce. That was wills and probate rather than defamation like. Brilliant novel mind and confirmed my view more than ever that the law is just a complete mong-fest.

Aye there's the rub for me tbh. While she's perfectly right about tabloid lies, she hasn't got a leg to stand on (pun virtually unavoidable) as she's a complete stranger to the truth herself. Aside from the question of lies, I agree with the broader points made about tabloids generally too. It is as much a fault of the people who buy them (which clearly is in the millions) as the tabloids themselves. I think the world would be a better place if they just didnt exist- if they didn't then people like Mills and numerous other no mark celebs would be far less renowned and that can only be a good thing for me. You just despair when you see what some people are famous for. I'd also put 95% of women's magazines and a massive percentage of satellite TV up there as fuelling worthless celebrity too. The public's appetite for it is fucking insatiable and women are by far the worst offenders.

If it's monthly pay it could be genuine. Says pay week 24. It does but that doesn't necessarily mean he's getting paid weekly. If you look at his to-date figures, he's paid just over £300k in PAYE. The to-date figures will have started at the beginning of the tax year (April) and this payslip is 5 months later (September). Given that the PAYE for this payslip is £55k, it roughly equates to 1/5th of his to date figures suggesting the payslip is a monthly one, not a weekly one. Works out that he's paid around £27.5k a week... Craig you plasticine knackered spunk trumpet....I'm starting to think you don't read posts anymore. If you scrolled down a bit further you'd have seen that I took Kojak's point and very gracefully too might I add.