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Christmas fair serving christmas fayre shirley?

The fucking whining she did when she was locked out for five minutes an all, before her entire family heeded her distress call, dropped everything and got to her with a spare key Spare key ffs. The homeless would give their right arms for just one key and theyd take far better care of it too I'll be bound.

Imagine you were homeless. You'd give your right arm for these sorts of 'problems', Cath. You want to get your life into some sort of frigging perspective. At this time of year I think we should all remember the homeless.

Thats him an all. Christ I'm depressed now!

In all seriousness mate, the thing thats getting me the most jumpy now is the lad I'm going with. He will literally laugh at anything so he will carry on all the way through this even if neebody is laughing around him. He will adapt the laugh if the gags not funny (so it's just basically filler), but a laugh of some description will be deployed in any event. That sort of behaviour is guaranteed to do my heed in. I know exactly what you mean, I've got a mate like that, especially if it's someone he really likes. They could stand up there for an hour saying 'cock' over and over again and he'd be laughing like a twat after every one. thats him to a tee tbf.

In all seriousness mate, the thing thats getting me the most jumpy now is the lad I'm going with. He will literally laugh at anything so he will carry on all the way through this even if neebody is laughing around him. He will adapt the laugh if the gags not funny (so it's just basically filler), but a laugh of some description will be deployed in any event. That sort of behaviour is guaranteed to do my heed in. Who is this gimp you're going with like?! You'll end up hitting him tbh. You'll already be wound up by how unfunny the show is, so him sat laughing next to you will just feel like he's rubbing your nose in it. If you're anywhere near the front you'll get COVERED in gob when that Mitchell does his Sky Football skit btw. The bloke fucking showers people in it. Thankfully I wasn't. It's worse cos he got the tickets before I'd given him the green light. I said I was at the match and it would be a rush job (as wor lass and nephew are coming too and I'd have to get them back afterwards) but he went and got them anyway. I think he's trying to pull Hannah's mate cos basically he's manouvered the situation so that Hannah now has to come to town which means she'll bring her mate out too. He's a funny lad but he's having a laugh with this one.

There's no Selfridges in the Metrocentre Masseeeve one in the TC though.. Alex is off his tits on egg nog tbh. Even I knew there wasnt a Selfridges in the MC.

I'll probably hang for this, but I do prefer the Trafford Centre by a mile. Let it out, love. Let it all out. Shurrup Manchester does have some plus points. I'm nipping back down just before Chrsitmas actually but not sure I'll have time to meet you and get horrifically drunk in Walkabout a la a couple of years ago Talk about getting your excuses in early. Charmed I'm sure.

In all seriousness mate, the thing thats getting me the most jumpy now is the lad I'm going with. He will literally laugh at anything so he will carry on all the way through this even if neebody is laughing around him. He will adapt the laugh if the gags not funny (so it's just basically filler), but a laugh of some description will be deployed in any event. That sort of behaviour is guaranteed to do my heed in.

I'll probably hang for this, but I do prefer the Trafford Centre by a mile. Let it out, love. Let it all out.

Sorry! I maybe should have kept my mouth shut! It's not just me either - my mate who really likes them wasn't impressed either. I'd read a review in the Guardian the day of the gig as well which gave them only 2 stars so I was a bit concerned going in. So all I've really done is pre-warn you too. There was a student sat behind me PISSING himself at some of the unfunniest shit in the whole show. Annoying to say the least. Anyone who wets themself at "That's Numberwang!" wants a shoeing tbh. Have you watched much of their sketch show or are you just going off the strength of Peep Show? The entire show is just sketches.......which was the problem really. I've seen Peep Show 1-3 and know it inside out, I think it's wicked just cos of what the internal monalogue allows them to do. Can say stuff without having to develop it or work it into contextual dialogue (JWtbh). The concept is very clever stuff anyway basically as once thats in place you can write pretty much anything. But that is perhaps the problem....they didnt write peep show. I liked a lot of their latest Mitchell and Webb sketch show (which I think was self-pen'd?), but I got their early BBC sketch show on DVD recently and it is largely gash.

How shit is the Metro Centre by the way? Not just cos its fucking awful for queues and chavs etc.....but is there even one good shop in there? I used to love it as a bairn. Love it.

If thats not bad enough I'm gonna have flashes of Alex on the job at 5pm an all. This weekends turned to ratshit already.

I'm going with a lad who laughs at absolutely anything at all as well. You know the type. This could be a nightmare.

It's shite. Honest? Have you seen them? Come on as I'm gonna be flying back from the match for this. Should I not bother then? Aye, I saw it at the City Hall last Friday night. I hadn't seen any of their sketch show so I was just going off the fact I liked them on Peep Show, and it really wasn't very funny at all mate. It had its moments but there were only 3 or 4 laugh out loud moments. They've got these two extras who come on between scenes and they are so fucking annoying it's untrue. Particularly the lass - her voice!? The funniest thing all night was a question some lad asked from the audience. They were doing that thing where they have "boffins" and he asks them daft questions. This lad pipes up with "How come when Peter Parker got bitten by a radioactive spider he became a superhero, yet this Russian spy loses all his hair and dies within a week?". Webb and Mitchell pissed themselves and one of them came back with "Yes, technically the boffins don't like it when you're funnier than them." I'm not saying it's not worth going, but it's not very good. Fuckin hell. Thats pissed all owa my bonfire then you big steaming shite!

Shove your Jordans and your Phina's (JWtbh) up your arse. Best bikini in the jungle yet for my money. I thought she was completely booshank.

It's shite. Honest? Have you seen them? Come on as I'm gonna be flying back from the match for this. Should I not bother then? I think they're canny - get yourself back for it! Nah so do I...and I love Peep Show. Just Gemmill's put the shits up us now making me think their live act must be bobbins. Has he seen it?

It's shite. Honest? Have you seen them? Come on as I'm gonna be flying back from the match for this. Should I not bother then?

Case of the deaf leading the blind tbh.

Christmas do the neet, Blackburn the morra, Mitchell and Webb Live Saturday neet, all Stockport sunday league games called off Sunday. Mint!

What sort of gear was he wearing?

Aye.....Renton's christmases come at once this.

Where were you when we were shit?!

Speaking of which I loved it when Timmy and Jimmy started gangbanging in South Park to try and get in with the other Crips.

(pork)nuckle dragger tbh