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Cruz on that evidence. Both got clams as hairy as Giant Haystack's arse cleft though I'd imagine.

Do what? I have trouble finding my arse with both hands when I'm mullered, never mind putting together a picnic hamper of coke, fruit, toast, tea and orange juice.

1. salt 2. vinegar 3. salt again

Thought you'd be into Faith tbh. Those things are so big, gravity fucking DEMANDS that they're symmetrical. I think knockers officially cease to be knockers when they deny the owner a midrif. You literally cannot see the womans stomach when she sits down. So it's a 'no' from me. Plus isn't she 70 or summat?

Mylene Klass out bikinis anything in the jungle thus far iywmho.

Who's the Chinese lass in Eastenders tbf?

It's not pink man woman man ffs!

You wanna try a Firefinch. Makes blossom hill taste sucking a bog freshner cube out of the level 7 urinals.

midget porn virus.

Waitrose is top notch for booze tbh esp wines.

I don't really do buffets either mind. I won't do buffets at Indians either. Spence Terrace Chinese Takeaway in North Shields is class and a matter of seconds from my front door. Proper China towns are horrible anyway though. The one in San Francisco is pretty famous, but I ate there once and wouldn't go back due to the impossible-to-identify meats they served up. I'm pretty sure the chicken wasn't chicken. You can ask for special menus on Stowell street too - I once went there with some Chinese collegues and it was disgusting what they served up - hen's feet, pig's brains etc. What Newcastle is really lacking is high quality British and French restaurants though. I can only think of a handful, and they are often over-priced and/or fully booked at the weekend. Oh, and Gemmill, being a regular visitor to the States do I take it you would be happy for what has happened there to happen here? A McDonalds/Burger King/Wendys/KFC/Subway/Pizza Hut/Subway on every city block? And the ubiquitous Wal-Mart to do your grocery shopping? No thanks. Gemmill used to share bags of these with the old dears on the SF Muni bus IIRC?

Chastened for chatting about his lass so he's started talking about his dads lasses. Christ on a Lambretta!

Chinese buffets are scandelous. £5 for all you can eat.! Neebody ought to complain if they get foodpoisining or (like Renton) chronic shits. When I've been I've left the meat well alone. Some of the veg dishes are canny though tbf.

Emre lost his rag with him in the dressing room? Quality ava

Away and shite! And hairy growlers are a serious problem. You sound like the sort of bloke who's happy to go out in polite society with all pubes in his teeth. and that.

And never mind the eye brow, she'd need to be at the bikini waxers every other day for me. Seriously....you take your eye off that for a day and there'd be hell on.

Hayek wouldnt be allowed back under the covers after she did that part as a the hairy bird with the mono-brow. And no amount of boob jobs is gonna win me round.

Anti-glare I think, not quite sure, but how fit was Lisa 'Left-eye' Lopez? The question is purely rhetorical of course.

as cultured as a petri dish !!!!!!!!!!and yes...I agree Amelie was a good film but as said earlier I do speak basic frenche therefor did not need to read that much of the subtitles But as you said earlier you do speak basic Spanish therefore won't need to read that much of the subtitles. true ....BUT....I am blind as a bat ergo would prefer watching the film rather than reading subtitles on the bottom of the screen as opposed to the "action" happening on it ..! How shit was Clarence? I love Ronnie Barker an all but that was complete gash.

I doubt it, he never made the same connection about his goalkeeping 'prowess'.

The Guardian is a quality read and it gets the nod from me as a daily mind on Sunday the Times takes some beating-even though it's a tory rag. As for the white van brigade, I'd have thought they'd be labelled tory as opposed to labour?

The missus got an invite to a special opening there last week and she thought it was excellent. Mind you, she quite liked that shite buffet in the gate Nah it's nice. Basically a noodle bar. Nice if you like that sort of thing. Noodles that is. Aye Wagamamas is canny nice. I like the chip shop type curry sauce they do. Unashamedly chavtastic tbh.

Would it not help guard against head cuts too ala boxers?

Aye it's true that like. Chinese food is well dodgy btw. I would dread to see what goes on in the kitchens. Unclean tbh. OPINIONATED!

as cultured as a petri dish !!!!!!!!!!and yes...I agree Amelie was a good film but as said earlier I do speak basic frenche therefor did not need to read that much of the subtitles But as you said earlier you do speak basic Spanish therefore won't need to read that much of the subtitles. true ....BUT....I am blind as a bat ergo would prefer watching the film rather than reading subtitles on the bottom of the screen as opposed to the "action" happening on it ..!