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Without the second one, how do you know you got it all off though? 78077[/snapback] call it "female intuition".... 78081[/snapback] Call it skiddy thongs more like.

Loughborough fucking University!!

That should back you up again nicely til the Monday though. 78039[/snapback] As Meenzer will comfirm, that I guess would only make it worse, the constant stretching of the anus would surely loosen it up and shit could theoretically just fall out unexpected. You could be on the frozen ailse at Adsa say and bingo, you push your trolley through your own turd without even realising! Scary! 78068[/snapback] I think you're stretching it a bit there.

three wipes is supposedly the correct amount for "healthy" turdage removal 78058[/snapback] In English law a man is justified in divorcing a woman if she requires more than one. FACT! 78062[/snapback] 78065[/snapback] I can honestly say I've not 'known' any girl thats needed three wipes. They're in and out of there like lightning. Quite right too. This Radgina character sounds like a right scruffy get tbh.

three wipes is supposedly the correct amount for "healthy" turdage removal 78058[/snapback] In English law a man is justified in divorcing a woman if she requires more than one. FACT!

Apparently if you have to wipe (much) then you're not eating the right stuff to begin with.

That should back you up again nicely til the Monday though.

Did you like it? You cant improve on bare flash tbh. A lasses skin should be like the setting sun on a millpool. FACT!

Tatoos are shite. FACT!

Queen? Rolling Stones: Start me up! 'You can start me up' - 'Yugoslavia'

http://www.amiright.com/misheard/artist/ A truly wonderful resource!

Beatles: Day Tripper-Gay Stripper

Beatles: All you need is love - all your needless love - all you need is slugs

Wings: "JEFF!"

Sheena Easton? Quality!

Wears prescription waistband trousers

With great hair edit: clearly meant for me

is a spamming abomination

See-watch him

Is spamming to 1800

Remembers when this thread was once mint.

Doves-The M62 Song

Is pretty bald for a Rastafarian