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Renton finally achieves misery nirvana 83793[/snapback] Clever, implying I'm happy because the team I support has been reduced to total shit. Are you happy with the situation then Wez? 83801[/snapback] Does that make SBTP Hove Avenger?

Some sort of fucking authority on turnips are we?

Fair do's but why have you got an avatar of Ritchie (Scottish Mag) covering his 'tache?

His shorts are eating him alive. 80805[/snapback] and he looks delighted 80808[/snapback] On the first pic he hasnt noticed but on the second one he has and he's crying out for help, but I reckon its too late. Without another picture we just cant be sure though.

His shorts are eating him alive.

Look at that lads shorts!

Gemmills a red haired gypsy too. 80707[/snapback] Strawberry blonde 80718[/snapback] fat, dull, old and not here to defend himself. 80736[/snapback] He might be fat dull and old but he definitely is not strawberry blonde.

Gemmills a red haired gypsy too.

Gemmill's got one of those t-shirts. In XXXL

Cocksnot!

My money's on Mark... 78786[/snapback] Nah too highbrow for Mark tbh. 78848[/snapback] Not me either just to clarify. Just manc-mag and warrington minge registered to this computer.

I was at a battle of the bands the other month at the academy in Manchester, watching a mates band. Went to the toilet wasted, had a slash and went to wash my hands. Was just about to dunk my hands in the basin when I found to my fucking eternal horror that some rancid student had taken a sit down shit in the sink! You see lads pissing in sinks pretty routinely at away matches, but its a whole different ball game someone sat there on the sink taking a dump like butter wouldnt melt while people are stood next to him trying to wash their hands. What the fucks all that about. Incidentally I've quoted the pic cos my mate took a photo of it on his phone. There was bogroll in there too. He must have actually brought that out of the toilet cubicle with him in favour of shitting in the sink?

best piece of "toilet " humour yet... 78243[/snapback] Replace kojak with mini me tho. 78246[/snapback] Baby's arm holding an apple tbh. 78252[/snapback] talking of Sh** there is a bloke in the S** the day whose life has been "destroyed" by his large penis...apparently it is nin inches when it is "asleep" and thirteen and a half when the "alarm" goes off.... 78258[/snapback] If thats true he's almost as big as Wacky lying on his back! 78268[/snapback] Was at Wacky's last night to pick up some dodgy dvd's, he had a booster seat on the chair he sits on to post shite on here! 78270[/snapback] Apparently his missus straps him into a car baby seat when she goes out to stop him wanking himself blind. She'll be glad you took those dvd's tbh.

best piece of "toilet " humour yet... 78243[/snapback] Replace kojak with mini me tho. 78246[/snapback] Baby's arm holding an apple tbh. 78252[/snapback] talking of Sh** there is a bloke in the S** the day whose life has been "destroyed" by his large penis...apparently it is nin inches when it is "asleep" and thirteen and a half when the "alarm" goes off.... 78258[/snapback] If thats true he's almost as big as Wacky lying on his back!

best piece of "toilet " humour yet... 78243[/snapback] Replace kojak with mini me tho.

The geezer I used to live next to was a bit of a nob. Anyway, I used to like pissing on his car door handle on the way back from the boozer on frosty nights, meaning he had a nice bit on my frozen piss to touch the next day. I thought about shitting on the bonnet but I was a bit worried about getting caught and getting done via DNA evidence. 78225[/snapback] Fucking hell......and he was only a bit of a nob? I'd hate to see what you did to someone you really took a dislike to you scruffy bastard.

I've been known to lay a few sheets on the seat in certain toilets. 78102[/snapback] Meaning sheets of toilet paper. I wasn't some pervert typing in a Mexican accent just then.

I've bee known to lay a few sheets on the seat in certain toilets.

I note that old 'Two Roll Lennon' is rather judisciously choosing to keep a silent counsel on this one.

Aye she wont shit at work and if she need to drop a few mates off early doors she keeps them waiting til we get home. Don't know how they manage it tbh, must be doing some damage I reckon, the slightest quiver of my schinter(sp?) and I'm off to the traps. 78091[/snapback] PS I know you queried the spelling.

How has a thread that started out as a perfectly proper story about rancid turds degenerated into a tale of shitty bogroll?

Without the second one, how do you know you got it all off though? 78077[/snapback] call it "female intuition".... 78081[/snapback] Call it skiddy thongs more like. 78083[/snapback] Don't worry, the coats already on. 78084[/snapback] Don't forget you scarf on your way !!! 78085[/snapback] As long as you havent used it to wipe

Without the second one, how do you know you got it all off though? 78077[/snapback] call it "female intuition".... 78081[/snapback] Call it skiddy thongs more like. 78083[/snapback] Don't worry, the coats already on.