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MINT!!!!!!

I hope to God they post a sub 100.

Signature changed as a mark of respect and a sign of hope for the future.

That must last all of five minutes with you, you fat bog-rat!

......seriously....I can't imagine the conversation throws up such comedy gerld as 'do you reckon her fanny stinks?'

What you spending lunch with your lass for if you've got to go back home with her afterwards anyway?

Alternatively I could email your new boss, spearheading a hate campaign if she doesnt let you post! ......but Wacky's still got to go.

Been good having you around, kidda! Sad loss if you're left completely out in the cold! Fight the power! (.....can you take Wacky with you tho.....he'll only start his poetry again!)

I haven't read it either, but to be fair, the competition on here is tough. One of the most interesting posts I've ever seen by Gemma was that blank one she posted today, like. I think that one beats the 5,000+ on N.O hand down tbh. 102873[/snapback] Chomp 102874[/snapback] Eh? Is your head up your arse Alex? 102878[/snapback] Thats a bit rich....wheres your other hand? 102881[/snapback] Probably where you would like to put your gob. 102890[/snapback] Pucker up, buttercup!

I haven't read it either, but to be fair, the competition on here is tough. One of the most interesting posts I've ever seen by Gemma was that blank one she posted today, like. I think that one beats the 5,000+ on N.O hand down tbh. 102873[/snapback] Chomp 102874[/snapback] Eh? Is your head up your arse Alex? 102878[/snapback] Thats a bit rich....wheres your other hand?

Can anyone summarise it in less than four words? Otherwise I'm not arsed.

Has he been dyeing his hair all this time then? Theres no end to his web of deceit tbh

I think they already have, and stapled them to him chin. 102861[/snapback] Dotbum um heep funny man!

Glitter balls tbh

.....eyebrows on cheeks, etc etc

You Jorman dickhead!

Wots der big oidea?

Makes me wonder what the original asking price was! 102848[/snapback] There was quite a lot of negotiation. Wasn't our original offer about £4.5million? 102851[/snapback] I shouldnt laugh, but that would sound about right for us....

Aye, being an English man supporting Newcastle, I'm bound to stick up for an Irish player at Liverpool. Or something. 102842[/snapback] Renton? 102844[/snapback] If I'd said 'bound to slip him a length' 102847[/snapback] ...or 'bound and gagged'

The monkey noises were clearly audible in that match. 102840[/snapback] Not to this pair of deafs. 102841[/snapback] (at Dot Bum) In all seriousness though, they were spared an absolutely horrendous spectacle. Spains response to it (their opportunity to put things 'right') remains pitiful and disgusting. I for one would love to see a scenario where SWP put Spain out of the World Cup.

The monkey noises were clearly audible in that match.

Because football is different to the housing market? 102834[/snapback] In that interest drives up price, and the 'products' seem to have gone at an inflated price for no good reason? I don't see your point. 102835[/snapback] I'm looking for the hidden meaning in what HTL said, you know, something honest and accurate such as, "Luque is a pile of shite and a waste of money", or "Bellamy and Robert are top players and shouldn't have been engineered out of the club", or "HTL was right all along, Souness is a wanker". But no, I've given this some concentrated thought for the last few hours and I reckon that what he's saying is that the mods over on N-O aren't in people's pockets.

........and the thumbs up? .......either that or some sort of 'special' case tbh.......

Good man, so it is! I'll remind you before I'm up next time tbs tbs

I know Jonathon Woss loved it and he's got canny taste. I watched '2046' the other night. It's the follow up to 'In The Mood For Love'. It's set in 1960's Hong Kong (Chinese with subtitles) with the main character is writing a sci-fi novel set in 2046 which is really just about his own life and those of the people he meets. It's quite slow but beautifully shot. Loved it. I also watched 'Witchfinder General' after Mark Kermode likened it to 'The Wicker Man'. What a boring pile of shit. It's set-in Civil War England with Vincent Price's hamming it up in the title role being one of the few redeeming features (plus the odd creepy scene). The longest 1 hour 30 minutes I've spent recently. 102810[/snapback] I didnt get my open-toed sandals down to the newsagents co-operative in time to get my Guardian last week cos I had a lentil bake on the go-so I missed my free copy of the Wicker Man. Still never seen it. Agree about Witchfinder General btw ....though I could watch quite a lot of stuff just for Vincent Price alone.