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To be honest I can do without watching two men have sex in the back of a car.... And anyway - it's obviously a fake story. A bloke doing the shopping?! 86418[/snapback] I'm with you on this one Cat...... 86635[/snapback] Lesbians tbh

To right, I rearly broke the twats nose! 86614[/snapback] I'm still not sure if it was a deliberate pun tbh 86631[/snapback] Too busy fingering his anus to notice the typo.

alreet If you let opposing players finger you in your anus, what the hell do you let your team mates do to you? 86626[/snapback] You could call breaking the kids nose acceptance of a bit anal fingerage I suppose, tough love! 86630[/snapback] Fuckin hell man. It's hardly like you had Michael Barrymore man marking you was it?! Get a grip I reckon you liked it and were mortified tbh.

Anyone else getting an image of SMO tipping up at the 5-a-side in surgical gloves?

alreet If you let opposing players finger you in your anus, what the hell do you let your team mates do to you?

To right, I rearly broke the twats nose! 86614[/snapback] enormous bender tbh.

A lot of people buy two, and just open one. No guarantees there will still be saddos willing to buy this tat in the space year 2030 though. 86510[/snapback] How sad is that? The manufacturers must absolutely cream themselves that people will buy twice the normal amount without them having to do any extra work to shift the units.

I think this could be fake anyway tbh. 86497[/snapback] The story's genuine tbh 86502[/snapback] As is Craig's lack of football knowledge 86504[/snapback] Knows his shell-suits though.

Please God!

I think this could be fake anyway tbh.

To do an interview with new Toon signing, Joey Barton no doubt.

Well he's either been on the bog ever since then or he's stuck in a lift again. Kit-Kat editions are hangin. Chunky Kit-Kats are gash an' all.

Full English breakfast plate of hope!

Strange. I've flown direct from Corfu to Newcastle direct in a 757 before. Apart from an emergency evacuation once, my most fightening experience on a plane was when I was flying back from America, about 1 am local time, the 31st September, 1997. The pilot announced "he had some terrible news for us". Already being a nervous flyer, I nearly shit my pants, convinced he was going to say that an engine had blown and we weren't going to make it to land or something (I was well aware we were in the mid-Atlantic). Thankfully, he went on to say "there's been a terrible car crash in Paris, and Dodi Fayed is dead and Dianna is critically injured". There was an audible sigh of relief from everyone on board. By the time we landed at Manchester, Dianna was declared dead. Later on I found out the match against Liverpool was cancelled. 86025[/snapback] Another example of the gross overreaction to that bint's death tbh. 86031[/snapback] Renton is Billy Liar man. There's only 30 days in September. This is just his way of feeling like he played a part in the whole Diana story - like people who have 9/11 stories and that. 86033[/snapback] August the 31st then. It's a true story as it happens, not really worth making up. 86039[/snapback] I was actually working at Manchester Airport that day in the food court in T1 arrivals. I know cos we had to turn all the fryers and broiler off as a mark of respect. 86215[/snapback] It's what she would've wanted. 86217[/snapback] The fryers were all on timers-we were beeping away like mad during the two-minutes silence.

Quite a gesture I'm sure you'll agree.

Strange. I've flown direct from Corfu to Newcastle direct in a 757 before. Apart from an emergency evacuation once, my most fightening experience on a plane was when I was flying back from America, about 1 am local time, the 31st September, 1997. The pilot announced "he had some terrible news for us". Already being a nervous flyer, I nearly shit my pants, convinced he was going to say that an engine had blown and we weren't going to make it to land or something (I was well aware we were in the mid-Atlantic). Thankfully, he went on to say "there's been a terrible car crash in Paris, and Dodi Fayed is dead and Dianna is critically injured". There was an audible sigh of relief from everyone on board. By the time we landed at Manchester, Dianna was declared dead. Later on I found out the match against Liverpool was cancelled. 86025[/snapback] Another example of the gross overreaction to that bint's death tbh. 86031[/snapback] Renton is Billy Liar man. There's only 30 days in September. This is just his way of feeling like he played a part in the whole Diana story - like people who have 9/11 stories and that. 86033[/snapback] August the 31st then. It's a true story as it happens, not really worth making up. 86039[/snapback] I was actually working at Manchester Airport that day in the food court in T1 arrivals. I know cos we had to turn all the fryers and broiler off as a mark of respect.

Was there nothing else on? 85358[/snapback] I bet you were watching Nip/Tuck at the time, you big hom! 85359[/snapback] Daydreaming of that breast-lift tbh.

I think it runs deeper than that. Think about how devoted people had to be to build these things, the same applies for scientific progress. Of course in an enlightened world load of what is written in the bible is historical rubbish. But there is far more in it than that, similes etc. They are the backbone of christian ethics that - like it or not - during the course of history has become the foundation of the thinking of what is seen as the western civilsation. It has formed our culture (and not only by architecture), our law etc. and even to a certain extent the progress of natural science (and hindered it often enough too). We like to see our states to be secular and the outer appearence seems to be. But the roots are still religious and intimately connected with Christianity. That's why I don't like to see it totally banned from schools, but it has to be voluntary. 85332[/snapback] Good post that. Also, I find it absolutely incredible what people used to be able to biuld. I was echo Renton's comments about Durham as well. It's actually Romanesque in style, pre-dating all the great Gothic Cathedrals of Europe. There is a theory that the stonemasons were either Muslims or trained by Muslims, since in Christian terms at least, it was well ahead of its time. Also, from certain angles, some of the interior looks somewhat Mosque-like I reckon. 85343[/snapback] Parts of it's architecture are Gothic though n'est-ce pas? Some of the windows are arent they?? 85345[/snapback] Maybe but the actual structure itself pre-dates the Gothic era. It's about 900 years old or so. 85348[/snapback] I defer to you on that one. Apparently the CofE Cathedral in Liverpool was based on Durham Cathedral. It's massive like, but neewhere near as beautiful. 'Paddy's Wigwam' up the road is a strange one an all.

Not for borstals anyway

I think it runs deeper than that. Think about how devoted people had to be to build these things, the same applies for scientific progress. Of course in an enlightened world load of what is written in the bible is historical rubbish. But there is far more in it than that, similes etc. They are the backbone of christian ethics that - like it or not - during the course of history has become the foundation of the thinking of what is seen as the western civilsation. It has formed our culture (and not only by architecture), our law etc. and even to a certain extent the progress of natural science (and hindered it often enough too). We like to see our states to be secular and the outer appearence seems to be. But the roots are still religious and intimately connected with Christianity. That's why I don't like to see it totally banned from schools, but it has to be voluntary. 85332[/snapback] Good post that. Also, I find it absolutely incredible what people used to be able to biuld. I was echo Renton's comments about Durham as well. It's actually Romanesque in style, pre-dating all the great Gothic Cathedrals of Europe. There is a theory that the stonemasons were either Muslims or trained by Muslims, since in Christian terms at least, it was well ahead of its time. Also, from certain angles, some of the interior looks somewhat Mosque-like I reckon. 85343[/snapback] Parts of it's architecture are Gothic though n'est-ce pas? Some of the windows are arent they??

Hanging on my every word tbh. 85340[/snapback] Close to hanging myself after your every word tbqfh

Spit it out, Gemmill!

In turn it screwed up my being able to properly quote him by the looks of things. But that would account for it I spose.....

I don't, but considering we have played in the Champions League 2nd phase, and the top 5 3 times, and been the 3rd top spenders in the country in the last decade, how you consider him to be a total failure is ludicrous. Managing to overlook the fact that the CL qualification criteria is somewhat different these days to what it was prior to Shepherd being Chairman... well OK then....when did we previous to Hall/Shepherd 1992 finish in the top 3, 4 or 5 in the top division, if you want to be pedantic .... were you happy with Dalglish at the time. Also - SJH was the biggest shareholder' date=' so I don't believe he wasn't happy himself with Dalglish or he would have vetoed it[/quote'] I've answered the question about Dalglish before. I had no opinion of him when he was appointed, I prefer to see how they get on in the job before passing judgement. But for the record, I recall wanting them to appoint Robson as I trusted SJH's judgement. Was widely known that Hall wanted Robson but Shepherd and deadly Doug got their own way! Do you think Shepherd can see how they get on first before you pass judgement on his judgement as well then ????? so what ? you know this' date=' everyone else does it, you know this too, if you don't like it don't buy anything. Fancy gloryfying NOTW gutter press when you knock The Sun when it suits you - I hope I don't see you taking the piss out of the tabloids in future .... I simply don't understand why people keep thinking things like this, effect what happens on the pitch, which is what matters.[/quote'] not the point, we all know it happens, but why's he feel the need to boast about it? no need, but what has it got to do with results on the pitch, which is what you are complaining about were you happy he sacked Gullit' date=' or not ? As it was "the worst possible point" [seeing as you didn't answer earlier[/quote'] For starters, he didn't sack Gullit, he asked him to resign. Secondly, it wasn't the "worst possible point" back in 1999 as the current transfer window policy didn't exist! hhmm...still point down the plug and a bad start to the season though...fact is also if Souness was sacked in September and replaced by Arsene Wenger you wouldn't give a rats arse about the timing .. I answered this earlier' date=' I'm still waiting for a reply to that too[/quote'] You pointed out that it was ambition I seem to recall? I'd much preferred him to have got his head out of the clouds and concentrate on buying what we needed (a Woodgate replacement). Instead we went 6 months without one and even now we haven't replaced him IMO. 85279[/snapback] We bought Boumsong....the manager YOU backed picked him to replace Woodgate, and quite a number of people on here and Newcastle Online also backed Boumsong. And no, I still say if we had bought Rooney the vast majority would have been happy with that, we finished 5th without seeing too much of Woodgate and looking to build on that, you won't catch manu etc unless you have players that they want. Consider you have just stated we STILL haven't replaced Woodgate and the response to signing Owen if you disagree with the above.....unless you are going to go off on a hindsight trip again. 85333[/snapback] .........I havent even attempted to read it, but that one looks like a real fooookin headache waiting to happen.

In Islam, doesnt Mohammed say "I am the final prophet!"??? Clever little trick that, like.