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Aye, forgot about that series, but that was more of a panto tbh. In all seriousness though, I reckon he does have some inspirational qualities and is a bloody good cook. 52582[/snapback] You don't get three Michelin Stars for nowt. As he's fond of pointing out to Anthony Worell-Thompson 52583[/snapback] Now there's a twat!

Indeed she is and with a penchant for Australian blokes no less. Though we'll have to wait til 's' until we find out whether you're male/hetero so this information could be completely useless to you of course.

Posh Toyota tbh. 52576[/snapback] Didnt he post a photo of his car recently? His car ffs!!! Bad as Jimbo tbh.

I thought you liked things shiny 52519[/snapback] Yes but I'm currently scared of being alone in this place with you With apparently only Sima here to save me. I'm doomed. 52524[/snapback] Don't worry Lou, you are literally twice as tall as him.

I like it. Coined a new toontastic phrase/acronym there, could have legs. .....only very little ones obviously.

posh talk for narcissistic wanker? 52473[/snapback] Jealous tbh. Not to mention a broken 'irony-o-meter'

God no, she'd kill me if 1) I posted a photo of her online 2) she knew about that photo 52471[/snapback] Sounds like you're knobbing Swindon Mag tbh. Joke.

So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification... 52457[/snapback] Well Meenzer gets in somehow 52458[/snapback] On a serious note, John Terry takes it up the tradesmans doesnt he? And he's the best English defender in the league. I think gay centre halves are the future tbh. 52460[/snapback] Would that comment get this board closed? 52464[/snapback] He is gay though, right? 52465[/snapback] He's engaged to some lass called Toni Poole. I can see where you've got confused though 52468[/snapback] I didnt know that like (and it proves nowt anyway). Definite mincer tbh.

When you were 16 she was 7 tbh. 52463[/snapback] Jealous tbh 52466[/snapback] Is she on that pic on your profile by the way? Excuse my ignorance but I've not been on much of late.

So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification... 52457[/snapback] Well Meenzer gets in somehow 52458[/snapback] On a serious note, John Terry takes it up the tradesmans doesnt he? And he's the best English defender in the league. I think gay centre halves are the future tbh. 52460[/snapback] Would that comment get this board closed? 52464[/snapback] He is gay though, right?

When you were 16 she was 7 tbh.

To be fair, mancy was one of the least bad of those who did the 5 a side. *says she who didn't play in the first place because she has less football talent than a bee trapped in a sock* I don't know where that metaphor came from... 52459[/snapback] By 'least bad', I'm assuming you meant 'impossibly-handsome-one-man-team'

So you were a fat spoilt prat who starred in private porn movies... I don't know how that is any kind of qualification... 52457[/snapback] Well Meenzer gets in somehow 52458[/snapback] On a serious note, John Terry takes it up the tradesmans doesnt he? And he's the best English defender in the league. I think gay centre halves are the future tbh.

To be fair you'd be wanting to build the entire team around me.

Gold!

thankfully no 51760[/snapback] Sruck me as an unfunny version of The Day Today 51858[/snapback] You just dont bother reading my posts do you Skol? 51859[/snapback] Can you blame me for ignoring your posts? 51860[/snapback] I dont imagine youre in the minority. Dick-wad.

thankfully no 51760[/snapback] Sruck me as an unfunny version of The Day Today 51858[/snapback] You just dont bother reading my posts do you Skol?

Just spotted this. I've been called a lot worse like. 51625[/snapback] Join the club mate, I'm always being slagged behind my back, usually by the three amigo's, not mentioning any names like 51689[/snapback] Get a grip!

Sorry mate, it was so poor I thought it was worth a mention. 51764[/snapback] Gave it a miss as it was slated in all the reviews for being a very very pale imitation of The Day Today. Sounds like the criticism was justified.

Ban him tbh.

Rosemary's Baby. It was on last night. Best horror film ever. FACT.

PR disaster of Newcastle United proportions of they broadcast it. Even more so if they took the wise precaution of pulling it initially.

I'd rather lose Charlotte than Wacky or Sima. Can we nominate people, can we do it in a silly room? Can I cry rape when people have stopped paying attention to how talentless I am? 51547[/snapback] It was a joke tbh, FACT! Wacky and Sima are two of the more entertaining posters for my money. Just for the record.

I'll stop it now. I upset myself sometimes.

This is going to sound really dodgy but vaseline on the joint of the wheel will stop that, I'm a grumpy fecker and can't sleep if there's any noise so I learnt the hard way. Very cute but very boring animals. High maintenance ornaments tbh. 51541[/snapback] You shove it up there IN IT'S FUCKIN WHEEL????