Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I ran out of time on 38 on the premier league one.

That's George banned from the pressroom I expect.

Wind-up merchant. Seven posts. Two recent threads, both poor quality piss-takes. Fuck off.

Caulkin: "It's late,I'm still in Sunderland's pressroom-almost on my own-and verging dangerously close to unprofessionalism. But ... ASHLEY OUT."

Because he's a clueless, fat sweaty cunt.

PoundStretcher Park.

Fuck talking, lets riot!

Ashley fully committed. My arse. FUCK.

Stadium naming rights up for sale. FUCK.

Ashley staying, Hughton's got a contract til the end of 2011. FUCK.

FUCK.

I asked my mum & dad today why the foot bridge was taken down. The answer? Because no-one used it. Simple!

Love this one:

Didn't MON get arsey when he found out Shepherd wanted Shearer to sit in on the interview?

Gotcha.

Andrew, what are you talking about??

Sure is baby. Clicky

This.

Simon Quinlank was very nearly my username.

I wouldn't like the stuff in the bathroom and kitchen but I'd love a proper AV room like his living room.

Radio Five have have got Colin Murray, Alan Green and Lawro discussing the liverpoo - manu game. I can't imagine radio merseyside is more partisan.

Imagine if he gets divorced and the mrs takes the house. I think I'd rather burn it down.

That set-up is phenomenal. He can come and do my house when I win the lottery.

Was the 'attack' verbal or physical? *please have been physical, please have been physical*