Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Bit of an anti-climax wasn't it?

Now THAT is the worst film I have ever seen. But what did your brother think of it?

Bye then. On the subject of N.O, what happened to HTT? Is he still over there?

Wacky should be banned like (), hardly anyone on here has the will power to resist clicking and now I'm scarred for life - again. Was it KD that posted that Russian guy burning to death in the crashed car. Can't remember where I got the link from but I saw this vid of a policeman who had literally been cut in half, poor sod was still concious and talking. Sometimes I hate the internet. I've seen that. Vietnamese I think. Folks just standing around looking at him. I wasn't sure if it was faked.

Obviously I've made my feelings clear on Sea World but if you get the chance I'd check out the Gulf Coast. It's got beaches up there with the one at South Shields. Will do cheers. We'll be doing both I reckon. I'm not so fussed on seaworld or owt but I'm looking forward to Universal Studios (can't wait to see the 30 year old mechanical Jaws in real life ) and (as you recommend) I hope to get across to the Kennedy Centre and Cape Canaveral. Only supposed to be a 2 1/2 hour drive. Just a disappointment Harry Potter World opens shortly after we've been so we'll just miss it. Er, isn't that at the California one? No. It's Florida. There must be two then unless they've shifted it. Mind you, its nearly 20 years since I was in LA.

http://www.theburglarsdog.co.uk/index.html?stag http://www.pubsnewcastle.co.uk/ The first link has some brilliant reviews on it, the second one has a column down the side on stag weekends / pub crawl routes.

I think mine are too.

Obviously I've made my feelings clear on Sea World but if you get the chance I'd check out the Gulf Coast. It's got beaches up there with the one at South Shields. Will do cheers. We'll be doing both I reckon. I'm not so fussed on seaworld or owt but I'm looking forward to Universal Studios (can't wait to see the 30 year old mechanical Jaws in real life ) and (as you recommend) I hope to get across to the Kennedy Centre and Cape Canaveral. Only supposed to be a 2 1/2 hour drive. Just a disappointment Harry Potter World opens shortly after we've been so we'll just miss it. Er, isn't that at the California one?

They were visible as far south as Rome in the '50s, due to unusual solar conditions. I'm not an expert like, it just happened to be on one of the QI repeats on Dave the other night. Is that right? Canny mad that like.

They were visible as far south as Rome in the '50s, due to unusual solar conditions. I'm not an expert like, it just happened to be on one of the QI repeats on Dave the other night.

As he says himself, he's played a tubby, pug-nosed little loser in everything he's been in. Fuck knows how he's got so many acting awards.

Aye but its the stumbling upon each other around the mountain path malarky that gets you every time. Aye but you just flat out don't do that. This isn't Jurassic Park, your footfalls and smell would send them off the other way. Unless you had a cherry flavoured lipbalm in your pocket.

Im sure your right, but getting mangled by Mickey somehow doesnt seem quite as bad as getting chased and eaten alive. Bears will only go after humans if (i) they feel their young are under threat, (ii) they feel their food is under threat. They will approach campsites if they get the slightest whiff of food left out, rubbish or even toiletries which is why there are signs absolutely everywhere telling you to keep your stuff in sealed containers.

You're much more likely to see a bear in Canada or Alaska than you are in Yellowstone. I'd love to go to Iceland but I don't know what state the place is in after the financial collapse, it was fucking expensive beforehand. I think Renton might've been. Florida? nah, far too humid for me. If I was doing an American sun 'n' theme-parks holiday it would have to be California. San Diego is a lovely place too.

Fuck me, the guy's an even bigger twat than we all thought Adrian Durham was giving him a proper pasting about this on talksport last Friday (twat-on-twat violence, got to love it). Apparently he opened his press conference with something like 'I talked a woman down from the bridge yesterday, so that's your headlines written' It turned out that the Humber Bridge Authority had no reports or CCTV of any such thing happening.

Alan Smith? I thought that as well This is what he'd have looked like if he'd have got in with Bowyer whilst they were at Leeds.

Yeah right My opinion, for what it's worth, is that the middle two are ok but the top and bottom ones shite. If they're not little round yellow fellas I don't want to know.

The portrait bit looks Julian Opie-ish, wondered if it was a style you could choose one one of these cartoonize me things.

What's the first one supposed to mean? And Tom, who did your ava?

It's a Peep Show quote. You're response should've been: What does that even mean?

You can see them in this country if the conditions are right. Not south of the Tyne, obviously

How long are the interim committee going to be 'interim'? Isn't it about time we had an election?

There is so much wrong with that scenario, that it makes me twitch. Bobby wanted us to sign Carrick (for £3million at the time), but Shepherd preferred Nicky Butt. Bobby didn't want Carr either.

What happened to the Trent after it got sold? Haven't been round that way since the Everton game last season.

Obagol used to be dotbum iirc.