Dr Kenneth Noisewater

We're doing the old rope-a-dope. Let them throw everything at us for the first 20 mins, soak it up, then when they blow themselves out pick them off with our superior skill.

Holloway is a fucking idiot.

Likewise.

yes When?

Will scientists ever get nuclear fusion working on a grand scale?

Mackembeth?

Tucking her cock between her legs there.

Is that the follow-up to Bootylicious?

Where are you going to build them? And what will you tell the nimbys?

Does the electricity come from fossil-fuel power stations by any chance?

Compared to N-O, it is. Then again, compared to N-O most places are.

Well said that man

Is it a tough life, being an escort?

The Penshaw Monument one is nice.

I was in Berwick last week. Two local old dears were sat near me having a coffee. I could barely make out if they were speaking English or a foreign language for a good while.

I saw a scarecrow having a wank in a field today. Impossible I thought, he's just clutching at straws.

Landed a free ticket for the one day international at cls next sunday

That's to hide her taliban style beard. She looks like Uncle Albert under that.

Sounds like its got masses of viruses and spyware clogging it up. He must love filth.

I think it would laugh at Charlie........ Then bite his yappy little head off Aye, I think he'd find it a bit difficult to pick that bastard up and shake it

They need to let the Jack russell from the pest-controllers programme at it: "Kill the rats Charlie, kill the rats!"

Agree with Fish that its best to get out of the office and stretch your legs. I usually go for a walk for half an hour, grab a sandwich and then listen to the first 20 minutes of Hawksbee & Jacobs in the car before heading back. If its raining I'll have a browse of this place.

At the other end of the spectrum the same team also discovered a parrot smaller than a man's thumb. A perfectly formed parrot in minature, the jokes were coming out how it would be ideal for a dwarf pirate or could be taught to say "pieces of two, pieces of two"

Try nationalrailenquiries, they use exactly the same search interface and their service is pretty good.

I wish it was possible to boycott airlines. Ticketmaster is another one I would boycott if at all possible. Not always that easy though.