Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I see Simon Weston is setting up a website for fellow burns victims to compare experiences. Friends Re-Ignited I think its called. Jesus wept. Just burnt my finger on the George Foreman. Karma's a bitch.

I see Simon Weston is setting up a website for fellow burns victims to compare experiences. Friends Re-Ignited I think its called.

Would it be uncouth of me to mention 'All Together Now'?

I'd guess no-one would come in and Wise would get it by default.

Im sure I saw a quote from JFK last Tuesday or Wednesday when he said it was hard to put any of them into the squad for the Hull game because the U18s had an important game on Thursday and they were saving them for that! If I havent misread it then we have our priorities shot to shit here. I just wonder why he didn't give the likes of Ranger, Kadar etc. a chance in the Hull game, couldn't have gone worse. To hand them a start in a league match is some sort of a risk tbf. My thoughts exactly.

The players already look like they couldn't give a fuck out on the pitch, and I doubt Kinnear saying "they're not my players" will suddenly get them playing for him. The fucking daft scruffy old twat. Makes you wonder how bad things actually are behind the scenes. Maybe we'll see a manager bat a player on the pitch soon. Hopefully in the very near future we'll see a player twat a manager. I'd prefer to see a manager lace the shit out of an owner.

cool thats me relieved then I had us getting 32.

He could well be in a couple of weeks.

There is some serious competition in that field. Some (most) of the stuff he has come out with has been ridiculous or down right lies. No point in listening to him really, he'll say anything. Like an attention seeking child.

He is, and he's also massively out of touch with the present-day prem league. Who could've predicted that after he'd been sat on his arse for four years after being finished by Forest and Luton?

If you're sick of it Joe, why don't you fuck off back to the dole queue Ashley/Wise found you in?

No excuse whatsoever imo. I was born in the seventies but know about what the club did in the fifties.

That'll be ending sooner rather than later I've got a mate who's a boro fan and we've both talked about jacking in going to see our premiership clubs to go and watch Pools next season.

I contemplated starting a thread on here about the stuff about him on N-O, but I didn't want to raise any hackles (sp). I find some of the stuff written about him over there incredibly sad. The man is a fucking bona fide legend and some folk are treating him in the most disgraceful way. I feel sorry for them, I really do. It's a plebs board. I don't know how Jonny, Gemmill and SSR stick it out over there, it boils my piss. I'm registered on there (under a different name) and have made about 10 posts ( I think). I have a look to see if anything out of the ordinary has cropped up. I'm also registered there, but I've not posted there since six or seven months. Simply too much twats ove there. I've got a few posts on GC over there, but the football forum isn't worth bothering with.

I contemplated starting a thread on here about the stuff about him on N-O, but I didn't want to raise any hackles (sp). I find some of the stuff written about him over there incredibly sad. The man is a fucking bona fide legend and some folk are treating him in the most disgraceful way. I feel sorry for them, I really do. It's a plebs board. I don't know how Jonny, Gemmill and SSR stick it out over there, it boils my piss.

Full of utter pricks of the highest order I can't read anymore of that shite. Some of the come-lately cunts on there want their heads smashing together. And I don't give a fuck if they weren't born until the eighties as if that's any sort of excuse

Wonder how many strains on jism they'll put on it?

I only did us. Had us on 32 points

We'll have the best youth team in League 1 at this rate.

Palatic was the traditional one wasn't it? These days: wankered.

It'll be of along the line of: due to the current financial climate we feel that prudence in this transfer window was the best course of action for the long-term good of NUFC. Joe feels that the current squad of players are perfectly capable of finishing the season strongly and seeing us end up in a healthy league position. Don't you Joe? *kicks Kinnear under table*

To put a physics slant on it, simply remember Kinnears Law: The amount of movement of JFK's jaw is directly proportional to the amout of lies, half-truths and bullshit that emerge from it.