Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Is Executive Decision the one where they parachute onto the top of a moving 747?

Non-disabled people parking in disabled bays. Cut one of their arms or legs off if they like it that much.

Again, yes. 'Zip-filtering' is common practice on roads abroad, but seems completely alien to us.

Viana - 45

Go and have a look I will next time I'm down there. Be sure to let you know

BMW drivers (usually) who think its ok to stop wherever they want as long as they put their hazard lights on.

Yep, and the two lorry drivers on a dual carriageway doing overtaking maneuvers that go on for miles because one of them is doing 56mph and the other one is doing 56.5 mph.

People who parallel park in a busy area leaving three quarters of a car length in front and behind them. You should be entitled to knock their wing mirror off.

When you are at a set of traffic lights and want to go straight on but the brainless fucker in front of you who is turning right is sat in the middle of the road blocking your path instead of pulling over to the centre line to let you slip past on his/her left. GRRRRR! I'm on a roll now.

JCB's, tractors and cranes should be banned from using the roads between 730am to 9am and 430pm to 6pm

Not indicating at roundabouts should result in a punishment beating. Middle-lane hogs should be pulled over, tested on the highway code, then fined.

I'd forgotton all about Schwarz. Does that road sign on the A19 between Thirsk and Middlesbrough still have 'Arca' written on it in marker pen after Sunderland 33?

Viagra saves premature baby's life A premature baby on the brink of death has made a "miraculous recovery" after being given the little blue sex pill Viagra. The parents of Lewis Goodfellow, born at just 24 weeks, said they had started making funeral plans as the their son lay critically ill in hospital but he is now at home with the couple after being given the anti-impotence drug. Jade Goodfellow and John Barclay, the baby's parents, from Walker, Newcastle, credited the wonder drug with saving their son's life. Jade's pregnancy had been going smoothly until she unexpectedly went into labour at just 24 weeks. Babies born at 23 weeks and before have a low chance of survival. Lewis was born at Newcastle's Royal Victoria Infirmary on August 16 last year weighing just 1lb 8oz. When he was just over a day old, Lewis's lung collapsed and doctors discovered a duct in his heart had not closed up, which meant that blood was not being pumped around his body properly. At three weeks old, surgeons stitched the duct with a silk thread, but medics became increasingly worried about the youngster's lungs which, despite being given maximum supplies of oxygen, were still struggling to get it into his blood supply. At that point, doctors gave the baby Viagra and, gradually, Lewis's stricken lung began to improve. The drug works by opening up some of the small blood vessels in lungs which are not working properly to help carry oxygen around the body with the blood. Viagra, the trade name of the drug Sildenafil, is being used for very premature babies only after doctors have tried all other treatment options and consulted the baby's family. Lewis is one of the first babies to be given the pill by medics at the Royal Victoria Infirmary's special care baby unit in Newcastle. He was allowed to leave hospital on January 15 and is now at home with his parents Jade, a sales assistant, and John, a lifeguard. At six months old he still needs 24-hour oxygen but his mother, Jade, 17, believes it is a miracle he is alive. Alan Fenton, the Royal Victoria Infirmary consultant neonatologist, said: "Using Sildenafil is relatively unusual. "It is a fairly new form of treatment which we've been using on the unit for around a year. "It has been used successfully in full term babies but it is unclear whether it works as well in very premature babies." He said, so far, they had used the drug to treat six premature babies.

I'm a firefox user so that must be the prob. It's no big deal.

When posting, the 'insert link' function has stopped working for me. Clicking the icon brings up the box, I insert the url, click ok, then nothing. An ideas?

The poshest of posh wanks: http://www.fleshlight.com/ probably nsfw.

I got Mrs Noisewater a nice new belt and bag for Valentines day. That Hoover is running beautifully now.

Hard going at times but ultimately interesting. Didn't it turn up that she was behind the company importing aduki (sp?) beans into this country after she plugged them every week on her show?

Would have been a much better quote though if it had actually been..... He was complaining I elbowed him in the head. So I said: 'Fuck off you irritating little twat before I break both your fucking legs'.. He went white and said nowt." Newcastle's new man-mountain defender Oguchi Onyewu puts pint-sized Craig Bellamy in his place.

They all fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?

New series starts tomorrow at 9.00 I'm looking forward to it, really enjoyed the first series. Gene Hunt is a legend. Shame it clashes with CSI.

It was known as a 'crab ladder' at my school.

Me sir, me me me! "Any Way You Look" was a cracking little summery number. Did fuck-all though, I don't think they lasted much after that. I liked "From a Window" They have tour dates on their web page. From 1998.