Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Arsenal keeper Manuel Almondia

Do they still make phones that just do calls and texts? I'd buy one of those.

Neil Cox and Julian Dicks.

BBC Ceefax football gossip on sunday or monday reckoned Leeds were after a Belgian rightback called Gilles de Cock. Wind-up, shirley?

Purely out of interest, who have you got in mind that fulfills that criteria and would be plausible target?

I wouldn't mind. Hopefully they want to rub the scousers noses in it for disrespecting them in their dealings by building us up into a bigger, better side.

My sentiments exactly. I hate games like last nights. Two up in the first 10 minutes, I thought I could sit back, relax and enjoy the football. But, oh no, we don't do it like that, we have to make it hard for ourselves, make it look like we're going to throw it away until the very last minute. Bastards.

What a day that was.

Though this was another thread about TOPTOON.

Did any papers use the headline "GOOCHY-COUP" this morning? Missed opportunity if not imho.

Has anyone got the photo of Juninho trying to square-up to Phillipe Albert? Nobby-tastic I'll take that as a 'no' then

Has anyone said Michael Schumacher yet?

Have a look at the size of this beast: Click-me-do

See this.

Has anyone got the photo of Juninho trying to square-up to Phillipe Albert?

Clarkson has always been right wing, but I've never heard him say anything that could be construed as racist. Maybe a bit xenophobic, but not racist. My point was that the term "Racist, pig-faced waste of blood and organs" could just as easily (probably more accurately) be labelled at Clarkson as Goody. Not that either are particularly racist. I think jingoistic is a better description of Clarkson than racist tbh. It was news when the crash happened, it was news when Hammond made such a remarkable recovery and it was news that he (and the show) made it back on air. Now thats history, as the presenters themselves agreed, let us never speak of it again.

Butt is a centre back? In the 4-4-2 formation, 6 is traditionally assigned to a central midfielder. Traditionally it's: 1 2,5,6,3 7,4,8,11 9,10 isn't it?

I would have thought the salvage company will work with insurers to make sure as much stuff as possible is reunited with its rightful owners.

You're in luck: repeated wednesday 7pm BBC2 and saturday 7pm BBC three.

BBC Story Doesn't contradict what I'm saying. It makes you either somewhat pedantic or dishonest though, your initial implication was clear enough. Do you think the people who took the bikes will declare them? BMW know the chassis numbers of the missing bikes and will inform the DVLA making them impossible to register / insure.

Boro supporter down my road has just got a new Leon reg number SM 06 GEE (smoggee)

I expect her next work engagement will be in Netto.

Goody is a far easier target tbh. And not just in terms of size.

Link It's dated 18th Jan mind.