Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Where did you hear that?

I always associate Hurricane #1 with another Oasis-lite band, Northern Uproar. Anyone remember them?

They're normally repeated on BBC2 at 7 on a wednesday or BBC3 at 7 on saturdays if you can't download it.

Oarsome[/scouse] catch by Dalrymple.

Leeds manager Dennis Wise has claimed one of the team 'will never play for the club again' after news of his line up was leaked to opponents Crystal Palace. Wise saw his Championship strugglers record a much-needed 2-1 win on Saturday, but the result was overshadowed by Wise's post-match revelation. The unnamed player has been left in no doubt as to his future at the club by a furious Wise. "It was a fantastic result for us, but unfortunately I'm very disappointed," Wise said. "One player gave my team to the opposition at my football club and I found that out. "It disappoints me immensely and I told the players before, and he won't be playing for this football club again. "It's as simple as that because I can't have that. This what you sometimes have to deal with. That player's not going to play for this football club. I spoke to the players and it hurts a lot and they responded for me and I'm chuffed to bits with them. "Also, the player in question said a couple of other things and it's not acceptable. I found this out today, about 1pm. I don't want to go into it anymore, but it's only right to say something about something as disappointing as that." Palace boss Peter Taylor was quizzed on his opposite number's remarks. "I don't want to comment on that. Dennis should stick to his own situation," said Taylor.

How backwards are the good ole folk of 'bama? Frightening. And as was said, how can the rest of the U.S, the richest country on earth, sleep at night knowing 12 months on that New Orleans is still in that state.

Complacency tbh

Apparenty after losing to the kiwis a couple of weeks back you could have got 160/1.

This must be some new scottish wonder kid called Kenny Miller, right? It can't be the one that used to play for Wolves a few years back. Right?

A seperate set-top box is the last thing digital tv needs. Hopefully OFCOM will knock the greedy fuckers back.

Just back from a hard nights pimping in Esh by the look of it.

Just found this thread. Pure quality. Can I nominate it for Gold status? Haven't laughed so much in ages.

I'm glad i wear a skirt and no knickers

But the underpants will be dirty on the inside, not the outside, shirley?

Can these figures be cross-referenced with the night-beforers showering list, the not washing your hands after a wee list and the how often do you change your sheets threat to find Toontastics skankiest bastard?

Think he means jim-jam bottoms.

Getting straight back up, doing a little dance and then thinking dancing maybe wasn't the right thing to do. Tbh.

It was the amateur dramatics that made me think it was a dive. Taylor needs to sort it out, he's getting a Andy Johnson-esque reputation.

that is class S.S.R, good work. Did anyone else think it wasn't a pen? Not that I'm complaining like. Be interested to look at it again on MotD.

I've just looked at your last ten posts. You really are a cretin aren't you? You're grime, son. I hope your new owners change your kit colours to blue and let 'The Sun' be your shirt sponsors. And for the record, Boris Johnson was right, you are a bunch of melodramatic tarts.

At uni our quiz team was called Northern Scum. We also had a 5-a-side team called Redcar Belgrade.

like it.

The exact reason why they will never get us out of our cars no matter how hard they tax it or how much the tree-huggers bleat.

You really are a Grade-A C**t aren't you? Thought it before, but you've surpassed yourself today like. I hope you're suitably ashamed of yourself re-reading that.