Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Why are the Chelsea supporters throwing celery?

Dey do!

Most people seem to drive on 'auto-pilot' at least some of the time.

Happy Birthday Cath, hope you're having a good one.

Go and have a look I will next time I'm down there. Be sure to let you know Cheers It does

Working fine here. It does have a habit of disconnecting itself now and again but I think that may be the modems fault.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/6388575.stm Clearly willing to try anything to prove the existence of WMD's and/or locate Osama in 2002.

Bellamy will be trouble (sooner or later) wherever he goes. I'd rather not be associated with that, regardless of what he does on the pitch. I'm happy with Martins, Owen and Shola although I would like to add someone with a bit of physical presence like Ashton.

How long is it since we gave anyone a real thrashing? Pompy 3-0? West Brom 3-0 twice last year... Not many like. I'm not talking threes and fours. We used to put five, six or seven past sides regularly (well, a couple of times a season). Don't think we've had one of those since before Sourmess.

How long is it since we gave anyone a real thrashing?

Alkmaar have broaght it back to 2-2

Happy birthday young 'un, hope you're having a good one.

There she is lads. Magnificent.

Yes, and the drunk, ticketless fans forcing themselves into Hillsbrough weren't scousers and that Bulgarian barman smashed himself over the head with a paving slab I expect.

So there really is such a thing as the "Lynx Effect" then?

I was looking at that and thinking fucking hell, that really is dreadful. I remember results were bad but I didn't realise they were that bat under Ossie. Then I realised 10 wins + 39 defeats = more than 47 games. What should that stat be? EDIT: quick check reveals it should be 19 defeats. Still pretty shit like.

Hopefully someone will batter the shit out of him with a golf club on a team-building exercise.

Someone paid for him?

Chair throwing and no neck? SIGN HIM UP!

Scored a hat-trick against Barca once, two more than Bellamy. Perhaps Roeder should scout him?

The vermin will be on here any minute Might have an early night.

God bless the deep south.

Newton-under-Roseberry?

Being a postie would be alright in the summer but not winter I expect.

I never buy them but Mrs N buys me two or three a year. Currently got Paul Smith Extreme, Dior Higher, Ferrari Passion and Armani Mania on the go. Cool Water, Joop, Obsession and Eternity remind me of the nineties.