Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Newton-under-Roseberry?

Being a postie would be alright in the summer but not winter I expect.

I never buy them but Mrs N buys me two or three a year. Currently got Paul Smith Extreme, Dior Higher, Ferrari Passion and Armani Mania on the go. Cool Water, Joop, Obsession and Eternity remind me of the nineties.

Minutes silence.

You're selling him short. He does say 'wide areas' quite often too.

Beat me to it. Could this be the Kuyt situation all over again? At least he's identified that we need help at fullback.

They won't let me on their forum. First of all I wasn't allowed the username Ken Bigley's Giro, then my email address was banned, then when I joined under a different name and email I was told admin would have to authorise it before I could post. That was a week gone saturday. Poor form if you ask me.

Wonder what the hillbillies make of Toyota entering cars into it now. Can't imagine that went down to well with the good ole boys.

I like motorsport but I can't get into Nascar. It looks like a 180mph traffic jam to me.

Is it still written in Newcastle? Haven't the Donald brothers sold up now?

O'brien can go as far as I'm concerned. He's 22 now, not some kid. Not going to get much better imo.

Butterscotch!

It was on the radio about that. Apparently they've been landed with a fuck-off big tax demand and are going out on an oldies tour to raise the cash.

Just got back from selling your Big Issues, Ring Piece?

I think there is a minimum speed limit on motorways but not anywhere else.

I reckon the pay-day he got courtesy of the beeb just after the Olympics probably took away the hunger a fighter needs to become a champion.

Do you suffer from road-rage by any chance Dr Ken?? Not really, I actually really enjoy cars and driving most of the time. I do think people who don't clear their windscreen properly before setting off are a menace though due to the restricted field of view they are giving themselves. Be interesting to hear what the police or insurers would say about it if they had an accident. Things would be a lot better on the roads if I was transport minister

There's a scoose moose aboot Stevies hoose. The chances of them just leaving are slim. They will stay as long as they have easy food and shelter. Have you had an exterminator out?

I'd have Ashton here in a flash, I'll reseve judgement on Reo-Coker, but Ferdinand is a definite no in my book.

"They were warned to keep a lid on it and it appeared to calm down" "All hell was let loose and John suffered a lot of bruising. Craig was out of control and shouting that John had belittled him in front of the lads."

Would have thought so.

Surely it was Scousers who started it by barging their way in to a game they didnt have tickets for? Fuse lit... stand back everybody!

No, he's always been a ring piece. It's just more blatent now.

People who drive around on a cold morning peering through a little port-hole they've made in their windscreen with the back of their hand instead of using their fucking demisters properly.

Nee Milton Nunez like.