Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Not to Gem. He's the best pisser there is. Nothing can stop him finding his target. 114330[/snapback] He's the urinating equivalent of those laser-guided bombs that can be guided through a window or down an air vent from 5 miles away.

Note to the ladies: The penis isn't rifle-bored. Sometimes you can be pointing it in the right direction but when you release the flow you're way of target. Splashage can occur in the fraction of a second it takes to regain control.

My Dad used to run hotels and worked all over the country, he's seen allsorts of this kind of thing over the years. The one I always remember was a place in Teddington not far from Heathrow. A football journalist for a broadsheet sunday paper used to turn up before flying out to cover european games. He'd book in under a false name, meet an 'escort' and go to his room with a bag of fruit & veg to indulge in his fetish. Couple of hours later he'd check out again and go and catch his flight. The chambermaids would then go and change the sheets which were covered in slightly squashed/mis-shapen bananas, cucumbers, courgettes etc.

Sounds like a call girl to me. The often hang around the bars in big city hotels trying to pick up business men on their own.

He'll need to watch his diet as his career continues. Can easily see him reaching the 'tipping point' into fat bastard territory in his mid to late twenties.

Syed is a grade A c**t FACT-DIDDLY-FACT-FACT.

The actress who plays Dr Caroline Todd in Green Wing, Tamsin Grieg (she was also in Black Books). Anyone else find her strangely attractive?

Shame the mad brummie was voted off tonight, she had entertainment value.

Damn right, well funny. Still have to pick up the third series though. Watching a lot of Family Guy and catching up with 24 on dvd at the moment. Good to see Hustle back on telly again, good telly. 111652[/snapback] Finding the new series of Hustle a little disappointing. I also prefer American Dad to Family Guy now.

No, C4 had a change of heart and gave it a reprieve. New series next year after they've done a Mitchell & Webb series for BBC

Can I add Green Wing and Peep Show to my list please?

Surely an irrelavant religion would be ideal for this country as we only go to church for weddings and funerals?

I'm after something cheap and simple for my mum to use with her Canon digital camera. She can't use a computer so printing straight from the camera is ideal. Any recommendations? I was thinking this: Canon Selphy CP400 Looking on Pricerunner that site is the cheapest but their customer care looks a bit shabby!

In no particular order: Planet Earth, Prison Break, Top Gear, CSI, Life on Mars, Ramseys Kitchen Nightmares, My Name is Earl, Scrubs, Build or Bust

The little compact printers that print out straight onto photopaper: do you have to connect them to a pc or can you plug in the camera and print straight off the memory card?

Sugababes version of I Bet You Look Good on the Dancefloor I actually quite like it

Can the Birthday pixies update me please? I'm still April 1st but I'm on the list under my old user-name, Redcar Mag. Merci

You rotten bastard. So what happened then? 108921[/snapback] He was over the moon! The emails he sent back were all "Oh I can't BELIEVE you've got in touch after all this time! So good to hear from you!". We strung it out for a little while before the guilt set in at which point "she" rather abruptly told him she was moving to Australia and wouldn't be on emails any more. Anyway, a year or so later he goes to a school reunion and she's only fucking there! None of us had the nerve to ask him what she had to say when he asked her how Australia was. 108928[/snapback]

Andy mods with an iron fist in an iron glove tbh

You rotten bastard. So what happened then?

peasepud and Scottish Mag basically got in touch with HTT pretending to me a German newspaper reporter (they created a whole website for the fictional newspaper). They then sent a list of questions for HTT to answer, he did, and they made an article. However, the article was made with an exceptionally poor Babelfish translation and it was discovered. That's about it really. Still not a clue why they did it though. 108880[/snapback] It's a bit naughty and I don't really condone that sort of thing, but it does seem to have got massively out of hand.

Where did you get that ava Skol?

Dunno about converting, but realplayer plays the 3gp format.

Good album...not fantastic but good.. 107295[/snapback] First listen review and I agree with you. Starts off excellent but fades towards the end.