Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Chelsea. Why? He wasn't even on the bench at the weekend.

Wake up Baba, you arsewipe.

Maybe its because I'm a Lahdaner, that oi am such a cant

Almost unbelievably, Spake is married with kids. Uber-camp but not packing fudge.

Ridiculous loop hole.

Sam is fucked, but surely Frank Arnesen's comments were the most blatent. Minus three points to Chelsea please. Just a shame that arsewipe Kenyon wasn't implicated.

with no chance of parole. Amnesty International should be involved tbh.

Anyone seen Krul play for the stiffs or the academy? He's supposed to be highly rated. Knowing our luck (and Harper's) we might need him.

Hasn't he got a pet lip on after being subbed on Thursday?

I couldn't make it out, but they made reference to it on Radio Newcastle and 606.

Regardless of how many times he waved, chants about brain tumours are out of order. Even a Hammers fan complained about it on 606.

Strap him up, pump him full of drugs. He'll be fi-i-ine.

Dr Kenny agrees. Broken ribs do knack like.

I thought that.

Paper-round both banks of the Niger tbh.

Maybe a collapsed lung, a complication from broken ribs?

fivelive reporting Newcastle players came streaming out of the dressing room shouting for an ambulance and that he's been taken to hospital.

Just said on fivelive he has been taken away in an ambulance

If anyone has been to see Talladega Nights would they be kind enough to provide a review. That is all.

What were the cockney vermin chanting about Roeder? Couldn't make it out on the radio but they said it was something in very poor taste.

Arsenal didn't score last week then? Hmm, didn't think that through. Boro haven't lost a game with Woody playing and Bridge isn't even on the bench for Chelsea today.

A 0-1 smash and grab with Tevez not even getting a sniff.

thats quite a range Ok then, seven years and six months.

I've been saying for a while, I think he'll be dead in the next 5-10 years.

It was weird wasn't it? When I arrived it was warm and muggy. Heard a few really loud claps of thunder whilst I was inside, came out a couple of hours later and the streets were awash, there was a huge log-jam of people trying to get into the station and when I (eventually) got home someone tells me there was a mini tornado that took the roofs off a terrace of houses