Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Hopefully this is the start of his slide down the pecking order. I'd play any of Moore, Taylor and Ramage ahead of him simply because he makes the rest of the back four nervous and this affects their own performances.

Meh, I was looking forward to seeing Krul in nets. Newcastle luck says Harper will twang his groin taking a goal kick just after we've used out last sub.

I'd love that in the form of a poster.

You're scrubbing too hard by the sounds of it. I used to do the same. My dentist told me to imagine I was holding the brush up against the skin of a tomato. If you're brushing hard enough to mark the tomato you brushing hard enough to damage your gums. Can lead to gum recession which can make your teeth more sensitive. Either go easy on them or fork out a tenner and let the leccy do it for you.

Roeder's Krul Intentions? Roeder To Be Kind To Krul?

I like 'Enter Sandman' but other than that they've never tickled my turnips.

Agreed. I stayed at one near Donington once, lovely site, nice scenery, bar that did good food less than a minutes walk away. But the toilets were shocking, really bad. The shower were also home to the biggest moths I've ever seen. Having said that, the good sites far outweigh the bad ones these days and you'll not go far wrong if you get something like the AA Campsite Guide.

Do you use one? Just got one of these: The Oral-B Braun Vitality range. They are usually £25.00 but are on offer in Superdrug for a tenner at the moment. Bargaintastic imo.

Agreed. People who go camping by definition aren't too bothered about hygiene. So even if there are proper facilities at the campsite they tend to be a fucking disgrace because they're being used by Harry Ramps all the time. I like to think I'm fairly clean, but you are obsessed by hygiene it has to be said. Means you can't go to Glastonbury and the like, for instance. Mind, I haven't been in a tent for years and suspect it would be too uncomfortable now. I'm not obsessed by hygiene, but I've no interest in camping - being barely clean for the duration and having to use what is basically a public toilet every time I need to go to the bog is not my idea of fun. You should try it Gemmill (camping, not being a tramp). I didn't think it would be for me but I first tried it about four or five years back and I love in now. In fact I might go some where in the Yorkshire dales this weekend.

Agreed. People who go camping by definition aren't too bothered about hygiene. So even if there are proper facilities at the campsite they tend to be a fucking disgrace because they're being used by Harry Ramps all the time. How very dare you! I go camping a couple of weeks a year and I have a morning AND an evening shower and I wash my hands after every bathroom visit.

Interesting. If you ever get the chance to see the 1979 French GP at Dijon I highly recommend you watch it.

Were you Patrokles over there too or did you go under a different name? Verlaine. Ah, yes.

Were you Patrokles over there too or did you go under a different name?

I get the impression he's quite happy on MotD. Hanson had the right idea; why put up with the pressures of management when you can make a good living watching games with your mates and debating with the benefit of hindsight.

I've had a donor card in my wallet for as long as I can remember but I've signed up to this too.

I know, but a no-nonsense defender with a decent coaching qualification is better than fuck all, which is what we've got at the moment.

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I wonder if he goes banger racing in a vintage Bugatti?

Giving him a new deal would make us the laughing stock of football (if we weren't that already. Which we are).

Describes them perfectly.

My mate is a Leeds fan, he reckons he's been shite for them. Although that might have something to do with the pudding he's upfront with (is it Ian Moore?)

Good on him.

Thing is, the shape of your eyes change over time. You may find for instance that your vision improves with age. However, if you get it "fixed" to the optimum, then it might go downhill with no way back. I don't know too much about it but I have heard these are real risks. Like I said on the N.O thread, if you must have it done go for the most expensive procedure you can afford rather than getting it done on the cheap. Wavefront is the best, try Ultralase.

FFS, we might as well give up now.

Is it not 32 pounds and 3 oz. ? Or am I missing something?