Dr Kenneth Noisewater

You mean like world champion 2005 Fernando Alonso? Who is also leading the championship this season (only just after today mind, Renault are wobbling) with three races to go.

Good work fellas.

A great talent and a great career, however he will always be tainted be some of the 'win at all costs' decisions throughout his F1 career.

Poor bastard has done his right knee this time. Falcons are hoping its not too serious, but with his injury record... Wouldn't be suprised if Woodgate is crocked by 5pm today either.

Shhhhhhhh! I was just nodding off then. 195781[/snapback] sorry...have you all gone to sleep...shhhhhhh...rock a bye baby on the tree top... 195783[/snapback] ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...... sweet dreams all.

Shhhhhhhh! I was just nodding off then.

Danger! Danger! Danger! 195762[/snapback] High voltage! 195764[/snapback] poor poor comeback tbh !! expected more form the Dr !"!!! 195765[/snapback] It's late, the best I could manage. Going to get some shut-eye soon, going to York races in the morning.

Danger! Danger! Danger! 195762[/snapback] High voltage!

Me like also. He's like a message board greatest hits. Much better than that smeeagain bollocks

I feel a bit of a gooseberry now Brock has turned up...

not a real fan thats for sure. 195727[/snapback] I'd like to know who it was so I could phone them up and shout abuse.

Never heard of the 6/5 thing tbh. always known perfect vision as being 20/20. 195726[/snapback] It's a common misconception. Our system is metric (distance from the test chart measured in metres, lens power in dioptres) so I presume they must use an imperial system. The '6' in ours refers to metres from the chart so I'd take a guess that maybe an american testing distance is 20 feet.

20/20 is on the american system. If you're from this country and you've got perfect vision you are 6/5

Amen to that, brother

Cheers lads, I think I remember where the St. Johns Centre is. Is that where Jumbo Records is? Can I park there for about 4 hours? Also going to explore the train option.

They're on xfm now on saturday mornings. I liked Bad Dad.

What's the city centre like for parking? Haven't been down there for years but I've got a meeting somewhere near the station next week. If its a pain I might let the train take the strain or drive to my mates in Bradford, park for free and get a train from there.

The NFL is back tonight (Pittsburgh Steelers - Miami Dolphins) Anyone interested? Toonpack? Zico? I'm looking forward to it (especially as it looks like the Toon are going to be shite between now and January). GO RAMS!

More specifically, the bits of putrefying food stuck in his beard.

Black bra and french knickers (non-matching bra & pants shows poor attention to detail ). Stockings and suspenders never fail either.

I Know You Got Soul - Clarkson About machines that are more than the sum of their parts. It's ok as toilet reading material.

There's got to be a catch. Has Roethlisberger, the Steelers QB recovered from his motorbike accident btw?