Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Pancake means flattening your opponent, comes from an american football term where an offesive lineman puts his defensive counterpart straight on his arse.

must be kidding if he thinks I'm reading all of that you've got a point like! although I did notice Mr GeordieMessiah in there. There's a few familiar names on there.

And with two nets he might have a chance of hitting one.

9 pages in and we reach the Toontastic level

Don't fancy yours much.

I think it's more of a marketing tool for Oakley than anything.

Davids doesn't have an eye injury, just a family history of glaucoma I think.

He's a scouser, he's bound to be guilty of something.

The cult-of-celebrity obsession in this country makes me sick.

Lord Haw-Haw. Wasn't he executed for treason? *crosses fingers* Apparently the Portsmouth local radio reporters equipment got soaked and went pop before halftime. Nice 650 mile round trip for less than an hour's broadcasting.

Aye, you don't see the scene of devastation behind the camera

Bowl of cereal, or pasta, or soup? has to be one of the three! Cereal bowl to the right, Toon mug to the left

I'm sure there is a better photo of this moment out there somewhere, but I can't find it.

What for? Services to styling products?

At uni a girlfriend always used to use the disabled toilet (because it was cleaner or no queue). I used to say to her she shouldn't, and one time after I'd moaned at her she came back out to where I was waiting for her pulling the mong face and doing a comedy limp. Just as a group of disabled people came the other way.

The dive was almost as drama-school as his I've be shot handball disguise.

Where he has a chance of winning things. It would be a waste of valuable time imo, I'd rather we concentrated on more realistic targets.

Less old school, more porn fiend tbh. has anyone noticed the recent obsession with saying that something is version '2.0' ? Makes my hemorrhoids flare up tbh. There was a thing on Horizon last night called 'Human: Version 2.0' It reckoned computers will be more powerful than human brains by 2029 and we will be able to upgade ourselves, download memories & thoughts etc. Probably bollocks tbh.

Moi aussi

Could it be used to incinerate a new contract before Titus has chance to sign it?

I expect.

Aye, I can remember not being comfortable when we were two or three up, pessimist that I am. I relaxed a bit after the fourth and fifth mind.

One of the best weekends of my life. Lived in Bradford at the time, had all my mate from down there in the pub and some of my mates from up here were down visiting too. I also had two women competing for my attention