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Dr Kenneth Noisewater

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  1. I saw a fat, ginger, camp looking bloke with a manbag yesterday. Thought it might be Gemmill, tried to get a photo on my phone but my skills weren't up to the Peasepud standards.
  2. Syed couldn't sell hankies to boro fans tbh.
  3. All ready for the big final: Ruth vs. Michelle Come on The Badger!
  4. Agree with Pud. He should be imprisoned to protect him from himself. If that protects others, all the better.
  5. I hear what you're saying but I think as long as punters are willing to pay girls for sex you'll have pimps.
  6. How happy does the bloke on the right look? Contemplating suicide tbh.
  7. If there is any truth in the Roeder/Houllier stories would they both have to be qualified? Or could Houllier go down on the paperwork as 'manager' even if Roeder was doing the day-to-day stuff with the players?
  8. I bet SMO has got his photo on ratemyboner too.
  9. Some people need to see a fucking doctor! 126490[/snapback] I don't care who they are, I aint looking at anyones shit. A 'job' for Dr Gillian McKeith perhaps?
  10. Confirms my views on the thieves tbh. Arrogant, boastful, divine-righters. As has been mentioned if anyone else dared to mention Hillsborough or Heysel (or Bigley or that lad thats locked up in Bulgaria) they would be up in arms.
  11. Cheers Gemmill, I'll try that when I get home. More help than the IT bods tbh
  12. I'm more confused than before I read this thread. I'd always left my port on the default one (why is that the default if it tells you to pick one from another range??) Changed to 60700, checked the Shields Up thing: stealth. Read the NAT problems page: it might as well have been in japanese. Anyone give me a spacka-proof walkthrough?
  13. Has Al got a little bit of a semi-on there? Can hardly blame him.
  14. I wouldn't trust him as far as I could spit.
  15. I always let spiders live. They are on our side in the war against insects.
  16. Excellent [/Mr. Burns voice] Syed really is an arrogant slime-ball, hope he gets brought down with a bump.
  17. Who got the boot last night? Missed it.
  18. Xfm - in crystal clarity on my lovely new DAB radio.
  19. I will be having a lamb rogan josh and a skinfull of lager. May the lord have mercy on my soul.
  20. Sounds good, but I doubt he would go for it. How about telling him the money will be left inside a DVD in HMV or Virgin on Northumberland Street? We can 'hover' around the locale and then when he's spotted going inside we can all congregate outside the entrance - cameras and laughter ready - awaiting him coming out. 118901[/snapback] Aye and as you stand outside you could be handing out flyers designed in the style of the spoof website to all the passers by, handing him one as he leaves the shop 118907[/snapback] And have some calling cards made up to put in phone boxes (prostitute stylee). In the name Funtime Frankie perhaps?
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