Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I'd rather get wet than be seen under a brolly.

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Bit complicated for someone of my limited technical ability. Anyone tried something like this: http://www.multiregionupgrades.com/upgrades/pana.htm

Knowing us, he's probably on what he demanded before he left. Nowhere near that tbh. He's on minimum wage, in fact he's having to claim tax credits to buy all the food required to 'beef-up'.

Does anyone know if you can get them? Previous dvd players I've had could be unlocked by pressing a combination of buttons on the remote but apparently Panasonics don't do this. Any other ways round the protection? It's a DMR-ES15 btw.

Troops letting off steam according to the military

Jimmy Saville?

I think you'll find the term used was [american accent]colleagues[/american accent].

My worst one was working in Iceland (the frozen food place, not the country). It was especially bad in winter: go in in the morning when it was still dark & cold, work in the cold store (-25) moving boxes of stock around all day in a building with no natural light. Come out in the evening when it was dark & cold. All for just over minimum wage, talk about depressing.

Nah, we'd still have found a way to fuck it up.

Did Nugent play? Not heard much about him since the transfer window shut.

Future England captain tbh.

Good coach, done a good job at Hibs, would have made more sense for Boro than Southgate.

Must be the cooler temperatures outside bringing them in, I've see three big bastards scuttling round the house in the last couple of days. Welcome lads (or lasses). If you don't bother me, I won't bother you. Feel free to eat as many insects as you can.

Terrible news. One of my mates has know him since he they were kids. Went out for a drink with them in Leeds before he turned pro. Nice lad too, 27 is no age. RIP

How much longer is Ashton likely to be out for?

Jenas's finishing is no better. I'd have (from the current squad, bearing in mind injuries/suspensions): Robinson G.Neville King Terry A.Cole SWP Carrick Lampard Richardson Rooney Crouch

Most Mail readers piss their pants regardless of whats in the paper.

Is the other Caldwell in the Scotland set-up?

"Pogo if you like my grave" tbh. How about, "You're not breathing anymore" or is that too much He's here, He's here, He's always fucking here, Dads corpse, Dads corpse.

I'd like to see that list in full, so I could check them off as he does them. Just to check there's no cheating involved. I'd also like to see the complete Morrisons 'More Reasons' list. I think Sean Bean just makes those fuckers up.

Injured himself on purpose so he didn't have to play against us. Probably giving someone a piggyback in the sea, whilst smashing pint glasses on his head.

Two poor games in a row for Downing. By rights he should be dropped, but he is the managers pet project.

He tried to give all his money to the guy who would have been in front of him in the queue and bought the winning lottery ticket if he hadn't tricked him somehow (can't remember the detail). However, the guy was an arse and karma brought him bad luck so he gave the money back to Earl. I expect he will continue with his list in S2.

Poor man's Sandy Tokzvig/Clive Anderson/Willow tbh... Who was it that called him Gladstone Small this week?