Dr Kenneth Noisewater

A harpoon would be more suitable.

Would it be worth having a gamble on Boyd in January?

Has he been put off signing coaches by the fat one to avoid future pay outs if a new manager is coming in. IE Shearer. So who would shearer bring in onto his coaching staff?? rob lee? Mike Newell His best mates in football are supposed to be Mike Newell, Rob Lee, Neil Ruddock and Tim Flowers. You've got all areas of the pitch covered there. Could be the basis of a staff if blended with more experienced coaches. Carrickk's brother is going to coach at something like under-8's or under-11's level.

It is by some definitions! And they say I'm argumentative! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scandinavia Sweden is not unlike a flaccid penis in those maps.

Yeah, I'd always support acting against people who just don't have any consideration for anyone else. It gets me quite riled. Riled, class word. Not heard it for a while, or its brother, vexed.

Does anywhere still close half day on a wednesday?

Leazes will be seething tbh.

Would one player really make a difference or would he get dragged down to our level? Swamped by the ineptitude.

Rams lost to divisional rivals the Seahawks with a last second field goal. Combined with this afternoons result and a big row with Mrs N and it's not been a great weekend.

Carr and Bramble were garbage, Moore and Ramage limited by their lack of pace and ability.

I feel the same whenever i see or hear of charvas and the like, we seem to be inundated with the fuckers and as they breed like fucking rabbits it'll only get worse. I dread to think what the next generation will be like.

I was a bit scared to look after the Halloween dogs thread.

Who's that who's now over the hill, is it the Nobster? is it the Nobster?

I won't believe it until I see a video of you singing the Blaydon Races in your Scream mask.

You need to MAN UP boy. They are WARRIORS! Holden is becoming Terry Tate.

Any of the night-before showerers could take this role:

Only a point behind Liverpoo if we win today [/desperately looking for positive]

Got the turning circle of a supertanker, other than that an upgade on what we've got.

Can you remember when Rio had just signed for Leeds and The Mag had Hughes on the cover with the strapline: "£18million for Ferdinand, what price Aaron Hughes?"

Highlight was the ITN news reader doing the bulletin between the fights

To quote Dr Perry Cox "If you got rid of all the porn from the internet, there would only be one site left, bringbacktheporn.com"

What you don't see is the cat got its own back by shitting on his pillow.

Yeah, that looks to be the same sort of thing Laz. Think I'd rather pay the extra £1.50 for the unlimited use one rather than make a fuck-up with the single use one.

Standing next to Michael Owen makes anyone look tall tbh. Except Emre and Martins.