Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Have a good one Wacky. Hope Fat Fred gets you an expensive present.

That's just taking your username to ludicrous extremes.

According to 4thegame.com he "put in a virtuoso performance in the FA Cup against Burton Albion"

Support someone else then. We already have around £37m worth of strikers at the club plus Ameobi. We can't afford to go blowing any more. While Owen is fucked, we need some cover, Rossi is one the highest rated players in Europe, if he'd signed from Barca or Real, you'd all be changing ya kecks with excitement by now. He's cover for what we have, he's extra bodies in the squad and he's costing us fuck all. 188114[/snapback] What we desperately need is a leader of the line. What we've got is a rag-tag collection of airy-fairy weaklings and midgets.

Realists tbh. 188100[/snapback] Its not realism. It's pointless pessimism and an inability to actually praise a sensible move when you see one. 188105[/snapback] We'll see. I hope you prove me wrong but I won't be holding my breath.

Realists tbh.

Totally unfunny tbh 188070[/snapback] Hope it was a one off and not a series, they seem to have exhausted the ideas already.

I actually feel more embarrassed than angry at the moment. I'm pitying my own football club.

Is that it? Is that what we've been working towards?

The next show on five is a comedy set in a brothel

Signing Mellor might mean they are willing to let him go but we wouldn't be the only side in for him (if we're in for him at all). If he goes to Boro and they do a triple-play on us I'll not bother going in to work.

More tbh

Now they have signed Woody and Huth would they be open to offers for Riggott?

Buy shares in the Purple Onion, the Dickens and Club M. Can't go wrong. 188003[/snapback] I don't venture out as far as Yarm and don't have enough money for the Onion, but i'll definetly see him in the Dickens. Bet his mates are well chuffed that he's back home, they'll be a riot! Wonder if he's moving back into his house near me or not. 188005[/snapback] Are they out of jail yet?

I'm not even sure about that. Obviously its early days, but Martins doesn't strike me as a leader-of-the-line / lone striker / number nine type forward. He looks like he needs a big man alongside him to be properly effective and I can't imagine him forging a partnership with Owen when he comes back. With Shola's dodgy hip / talent limitations I think we still need another striker, one with a bit of presence about him.

Buy shares in the Purple Onion, the Dickens and Club M. Can't go wrong.

After reading your drivel, surely the worst thing you've ever bought is your computer. 187953[/snapback] Back in the knife draw, Mr Sharp.

Think he played sweeper for the Crims in the World Cup and was quite good until he gave away the injury-time penalty that got them knocked out.

Liverpoo are after him so I wouldn't hold your breath.

Basil Brush BOOM BOOM!

Lodging at Mr & Mrs Tweedy's?

I'm disappointed Woodgate has chosen Boro over us, but you can't really hold it against him. It's his home-town club and they obviously tried harder to get him than us. I'll be sickened if he plays 30 straight games for them like.

Tend to agree with you. Quite depressing really, a week ago I would have believed it possible that we could have signed Gravesen (who we'd been linked with for weeks and who would have given us a bit of backbone), Bridge (if the Cole to Chelsea deal had worked out), Woodgate (on a years loan) and Nugent (where are you Akabusi!?).

I've been away for the weekend, has Leazes decided if he's a waste of money yet?