Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Will they be any less insipid than they were at the World Cup?

Wasn't he supposed to retire last year?

One of the best albums of the last 20 years. NUTHINBUTAFACTTHING! 179024[/snapback] Word 179025[/snapback] No diggity

What difference does it make? According to someone on these boards, we are 100% NOT going to be signing a striker any time soon 179209[/snapback] flying out to seal the deal? or am I pissing in the wind, so to speak 179212[/snapback] Probably don't want him to play tonight so the curse of Newcastle can't injure him before the ink is dry on his contract. It's like Final Destination you know.

Ferguson has already said Smith will go back to playing as a forward when he returns from injury I think.

He's nee Nii Lampty, like

I'd be pleasantly suprised (make that deliriously happy) with Bridge (for 1.5), Gravesen (for 2), Nugent and Kuyt.

ffs

He's worth 3 but we'd have to pay 4 because they know we're desperate and time is running out. He's more a 'support striker' anyway, so we'd still need a 'number 9' type to go with him (Kuyt?).

You can get the Snoop/Eddie one from here and you're right its good one! http://www.djprince.no/2006/download.asp 178454[/snapback] Bookmarked. Still haven't found a link for the Nelly / Grange Hill one.

What about your porn stash Jimbo? Irreplaceable, shirley?

Now we're talking, excellent player. 178147[/snapback] Had a good game and scored for the U21's tonight. I think he's worth a try.

I notice he's put goal (singular) not goals (plural).

The fat sweaty bastard looks like he's just got up. Could have made the effort.

I was only half listening. Heard him say he was monitoring 2 or 3 strikers in the Championship who were doing well and scoring goals. Did he give any clues to names?

I don't think it will be a sprain as there are no tendons or ligaments in the arch are there? More likely to be deep bruising, still painful though.

Berwick? 177341[/snapback] Correct! But the question should have been which "clubs". There's one more... 177346[/snapback] Is it Chesterfield? Or maybe Colchester?

I liked this one:

Battle of the titans tbh. Get it on Sky Sports!

No votes for Lenny Henry yet? Odd

A Liverpoo supporting c*nt. Like most of the staff at BBC Sport.

I've seen loads over the years. Sean Lock, Tim Vine, Bill Bailey, Jack Dee and Mark Lamarr were all excellent (even though I don't like Lamarr on Buzzcocks). Ben Elton the most disappointing. I'd like to see the scottish guy with glasses who's on 8/10 Cats and Law of the Playground. Name escapes me at the moment.

Maybe they franchise them?

I like the one where they become rich, the Peckham spring water one and the one where they go to Holland on a fishing boat for some diamonds. It is massively over rated mind, and I think every 'Brits abroad' holiday resort has a pub that shows it all day.