Dr Kenneth Noisewater

When we'll be in the bottom six. Great.

What a bunch of fucking morons. Shameful.

the mean boys scared her off to be honest 169540[/snapback] That a Jack Vettriano print you've got as your avatar Fish?? 169586[/snapback] It's called The Billy Boys I believe.

169580[/snapback] ditto. I'm unique tbh.

Good, but more of a nippy wee'un than a big target man. Nugent and Ashton would be class.

Skol...and a brief stint as the son of God and defeater of our alien overlords. 169529[/snapback] Thought so.

Who did Ted Maul used to be?

I remember that T-K.

Alter ego/one of your patients? 169279[/snapback] Mr Renton always gets us mixed up.

To Renton, Happy Birthday and best wishes, from Happy Face

Ditto. I went to Sidari in the last week of the season and it was freezing. There were rabid dogs everywhere too. Also, I'm sorry, I refuse to ever again go anywhere where you have to put used toilet paper in a bin rather than flush it. 169040[/snapback] We were told that you shouldn't really complain about the sewerage system in Corfu as it was designed and installed by a British company.

I didn't like Kos very much, Corfu was much nicer.

Screaching tbh.

Seagulls singing? Artistic license me thinks.

My mate from Bradford has one for when things aren't going well: "It's not right cracking, is that"

How dare they!

What has happened to Leazes, Snakehips, Pilchard Chops etc? Haven't seen them on here for ages, did I miss something?

Oz, first series of Auf Wiedersehen Pet. 168106[/snapback] 168109[/snapback] Followed up by 'Gritty Arse' (for the spanish, Gracias) in the second series

Oz, first series of Auf Wiedersehen Pet.

To stop it eating anyone else? Why cant we just be a part of the food chain? 168074[/snapback] We are. But because of our big brains we are at the top of it and can invent boats and harpoons. Unlucky sharky.

To stop it eating anyone else?

Was in Cornwall a couple of weeks back and their covers-all-situations positive saying seems to be "proper job" (or sometimes "lovely job"). I have adopted it to replace the usual cheers/nice one etc.

I hate it when cyclists use the road when there is a cycle path right next to it. As the fish points out, those fuckers don't pay road tax. Always try to squirt them with the screen washers when I see that.

Page 338 whilst I eat my breakfast. The cornerstone of my morning routine. I expect the filthy night-beforers look at the previous days rumours before they go to bed so they can have an extra 5 minutes festering in their sweat pit.

No Liverpoo option?