Dr Kenneth Noisewater

hope its not too windy there for Finnigan ( I fear for his whiskers) 165401[/snapback]

Best tat ever tbh.

What was the other thing? 165169[/snapback] Er, I can't remember now

Is Magelaide a lass then? That's two things I've learnt today.

A lurker massacre

Blatant fix though. 164546[/snapback] Nah, he was just lucky to meet a shit champion in the shape of Michael Moorer, he kicked his arse. 164555[/snapback] The bloke from Fahrenheit 9/11 used to be heavyweight champion of the world? Fuck my hat, I never knew that.

I second that emotion.

I thought the black-robot-as-mark-of-respect was a good idea. http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=7257

Does it not also plant a seed of doubt in the players mind? There is no point in clubs hanging on to unhappy, unsettled players these days.

I see Bayern are willing to let him go if they sign the horse. Is he still any good (ie good enough for us)?

Benny Hill (and Are You Being Served) still massive in the states.

Couldn't agree more. My pessimistic streak tells me £5million is too good to be true. Add the fact that Chelsea are hoovering up all the young talent in the country in the moment, plus this 'first option' story and I think the Zogmeister will be away within a year.

and two centre backs... 163645[/snapback] A target man and fullbacks would be my priorities. I'd make do with Titus, Moore, Taylor and Ramage at CB. Off-load Bumpong, obviously.

Whatever you say, Daisy

Gay. Unless you're Daisy Duke

The new Grande Punto looks like a miniture Maserati from the front, new Civic is a good looking little car too.

Hence, the death of Top of the Pops next week.

I wonder if anyone has ever compiled statistics of all the transfer stories that appear in the various papers and how many of them ever turn out to have a grain of truth in them. We could have a graph showing who were the biggest liars.

How seedy does Emre look there?

Is it money laundering?

Wasn't there a story somewhere that Duff and his agent are a bit, er, eccentric? They'll go somewhere if it feels right rather than for football or financial reasons.

Sterilise her.

Have you not seen the mountainous terrain in newcastle these days. Bad enough when lasses drove them to sainsburys but for blokes. . . . . screams i have a small penis tbh 162883[/snapback] Seriously though, why would you buy one unless you worked in construction or agriculture? Or unless you were into adventure sports? I'm not even sure that L-200's are four wheel drive, but if you were used to Audi's and Lexus I imagine they're shit to drive.

seeya Jayne.

Wonder if we're looking to get Robbie Keane too? Their movement and link-up play in the '02 World Cup was outstanding.