Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Jesus H. Wept Didn't he have to wait eight weeks for the swelling to go down and for the cartilage to settle down before he could have the ligaments operated on?

Well done Jenson, as Craig says, you won it fair and square. Could have done with Shumi finishing second or third though, for the sake of the championship.

An Ashton call-up is surely bad news for clubs interested in signing him? Probably allows West Ham to stick another million on his value. He'd still be my number one choice mind.

Agreed! I've wanted us to make an approach for Keane ever since his Wolves days... And his link up play with Duff is supposedly excellent, is it not? 171153[/snapback] Their movement as a forward pair at WC2002 was superb iirc.

© Sky Sports Sounds like we'll be waiting until January

He's an annoying little twat, thank god we didn't get him, he would be despised by the majority of fans wthin a couple of weeks i reckon. 170752[/snapback] I was relieved we didn't get him after seeing him on the BBC World Cup coverage. He rambled on and on, going off at a tangent, without ever getting to the point.

I loved it. No 'The Day Today Like' 170231[/snapback] Actually, there was a funny bit, the bit about Camilla being a Justin Lee Collins practical joke

Four will be voted back IN to the house next door between now and tuesday. Shabaz, Dawn & George not eligible as they left, Sezer and Bonneh not allowed back for 'legal reasons'.

Looks like two out and one of the previous housemates going back in tonight.

I don't think the time was right to sign Ashton when he moved from Crewe to Norwich, but we certainly should have been in for him once Norwich dropped out of the Prem. I agree with Matty, I would like to see Nugent here (and 3-4 mil would certainly swing it) but even if we did buy him we would still need a big target man.

Papa's got a brand new (onion) bag.

Thank fuck for that. Now lets get Tommy Gravesen here.

Some of it was clever, some of it just plain shit but none of it really funny (imho).

Bump It's on again.

I'm maybe exaggerating a bit because I'm not keen on the bulkier phones, but its larger than an average compact digital camera.

Ginormous. Very good but only if you always wear cargo pants or carry a man bag.

A hoax too far?

...think of Joey Deacon.

where do I recognise him from? 169642[/snapback] Awld Stevie, used to sit behind Keegan.

Supoib.

Actually the only other notable trouble happened at the Germany-Poland game. Every other country has its fair share of idiots as well, but I think the documentary was actually spot on in pointing out the worrying huge amount of anti social behaviour among England fans. It's the joy in bullying, abusing and attacking others that is more than just normal banter that is seperating English fans from others IMHO. 169617[/snapback] Agreed. You see those Brazillian fans coming over to have a bit of banter and getting bottled? Embarrassing. 169619[/snapback] Imagine what their image of England is now I can well believe it.

I think we have more of a 'yob culture' than most countries.

Sheridan Smith. Do an image search.

what's this? film? or that undercover documentary thing? 169596[/snapback] It's a Panorama special - an undercover documentary filmed at the World Cup.