Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Where are all our convict friends this evening? I'm sure they must have enjoyed the rugby and football matches played today.

Repeated 7pm Tuesday I believe.

Gejon normally knows loads of things other people do not know. Why Ameobi and Faye are considered as good footballers for example... 55539[/snapback] I do know actually, and im not the only one on this forum who does 55675[/snapback] PM?

Essential viewing for me now. They've got the blend just right with know-all Jeremey, eager little terrier Hammond and slightly fuddy-duddy James. Testing the new Aston-Martin V8 Vantage against the Porsche 911 and BMW M6 this week. Top Gear

Thats got to be the best friendly I've ever seen, and one of the best England performances, a real passionate performance all across the park. And as for Owen, I agree, I still have to pinch myself that he's our player ! I can't believe the midget has such great ariel prowess ! 55670[/snapback] Yes, he's always scored more than his share of headers and people never give him that much credit for his aerial threat! 55672[/snapback] Agreed. Second finish was even better as that apple-picker Crouch was fouling him at the same time!

voluptuous

Sir Les?

Saw them on the Lois Theroux programme. The mother is frightening.

Bell was the weakest link in the summer to my mind. Hope he can build on a second chance.

Alex Ferguson's honours called you a liar. 55570[/snapback] I don't appreciate you pissing in my chips. Especially as they had curry. 55597[/snapback] Jock Stein, Bill Shankly and Matt Busby weren't bad either.

yes. 55588[/snapback] So that this malarky has an end: Cruz Azul beat Tigres in a two-leg final. 55595[/snapback] And to answer the Egypt question:

Englands day.

Don't try to hide it Sima, you love my jokes.

Thread back on track please. Is the 'Who won the Mexican League in 1980?' question genuine?

Romanov has sacked his interpreter. He wanted six defenders not a sex offender.

Are you guessing Gejon or did a little bird tell you?

Was it something like the British Army team?

No, hang the fuckers. 55459[/snapback] Hung, drawn & quartered.

Don't some of the smaller SPL clubs survive on the pay-days provided by the big away support the Old Firm brings to them?

Why the apparent secrecy?

One of my favorite games at work is to see how loud I can say "fucking idiot" to people without them actually hearing.

Lexii? My first car was a black Vauxhall Chevette with chrome mag wheels.

Has anyone else found themselves using 'to be honest' a lot more in real life as well as on here recently? I even had to stop my self from saying "t.b.h" yesterday tbh.

I went to the trouble of remembering that only to have the bird go for the Dominican Republic! 55050[/snapback] So did I. Clever bitch came up with Djibouti.