Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Perhaps people don't want to disagree with you incase you threaten to give them a wedgie behind the bike sheds.

Move on people, no point arguing about Bellamy and Robert now.

Next doors baby wailing

You're at college, not primary school. I'd be suprised if your tutors take offence.

I think Radio 2 are playing tracks off it (and also an interview) on the Mark Radcliffe show at 10.30pm on Monday. Might be able to get a taste of it from there.

Hernia operation for Shearer Newcastle skipper Alan Shearer will travel to Munich for a hernia operation on Monday after helping his side claim a fourth successive victory. The 35-year-old will head for Germany on Sunday and undergo surgery the following day, but is hopeful of returning for the Premiership trip to Chelsea in a fortnight's time, as is full-back Stephen Carr, who underwent a similar procedure on Thursday. "Alan Shearer travels tomorrow and has a hernia operation in Munich on Monday," said manager Graeme Souness after seeing the Magpies beat Birmingham 1-0 at St James' Park. "Stephen Carr had his on Thursday and I was at the training ground this morning and he was running at three-quarter pace. "There's a lady who operates and she must do something different to everyone else because she gets them back very quickly. I'm hoping Alan and Stephen will be fit for a game in two weeks."

Big deal. Dickov scored for them today as well, do you want him?

Part of me still thinks he'll leave (particularly if he has an outstanding World Cup or we finish in a poor league position) but I'm more optomistic that he'll stay longer than a year now than I was when he signed. And if he does go I don't think it will be there.

Something similar from The Journal

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If The Zogmeister does play lets give him an absolutely massive reception today.

Its about time we gave someone a proper battering at SJP (at ease HTL), not sure it will be today though. A tight 2-1 victory.

Sex Pistols - Pretty Vacant Puts me in a good mood on of a satdee morn.

Right you are. Oh, how did that get there?

Jimbo has got so much porn hidden under his bed that he burns his arse on the lightbulb when he gets in at night.

Correct. Chinese people as a rule are lactose intolerant which leads them to the widespread belief that westerners have a smell of sour milk about them. 52701[/snapback] I've heard that before. In the same way that we often think Asian people smell of spices, people from countries that don't eat dairy produce think westerners smell of sour milk. What goes in must come out I guess.

Perhaps HTL should be transfered to SuperSimonWoods Forum, he'd fit right in there. The person who refers to Souness as 'The Bully' offering someone out? Can you see the irony HTL? I doubt it.

Next time you're walking past WHSmiths pop in and have a browse at T3 gadgets magazine. They are reviewing the best 'fashion' phones this month.

You're not wrong like, those fuckers could withstand a nuclear blast.

I'd say it makes you well placed to judge HTL. 52210[/snapback] If you have an issue with me Alex go to PM and we'll arrange a meeting before the next match. 52409[/snapback] No need. Don't you know this is the craic forum?

Now thatis wrong.

I've had it with all this fancy camera shite, video etc I never use them so i fancy one of these as it's like going back to basics. 52505[/snapback] If its back-to-basics you want save yourself 250 bar and get one of these: Old Skool!

But they are very shiny.

Like Taylor you mean?

Its like a game of Chinese Whispers isn't it?