Dr Kenneth Noisewater

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Nailed on for Celtic I would have thought.

Did Emre have your tea ready for you when you got in?

Michael Owen went into a nightclub, straight up to a woman and started feeling her tits. "Get your coat you're coming with me" he says To which she replies: "Aren't you a little forward?" eyethangyou

Little Chef Washington's Employees of the month for July and August.

Joy Division - Transmission fabulous record.

Best thing about haloween is the lady devils with their little horns and pointy tails and fishnets and..... erm, anyway.

Is itv4 just a re-brand for Men & Motors then?

thankfully no 51760[/snapback] Sruck me as an unfunny version of The Day Today 51858[/snapback] I didn't see it but from the trailers it looked very much like KY-TV from about 20 years ago.

That pad next door to Emre isn't going to pay for itself you know

Parker Emre Owen

I'd rather have a good shit tbh 51346[/snapback] It has to be said, there is not much better than heaving a good hefty (and I'm not talking about Lesley).

Shocking Liverpool bias too. Obviously an '80s glory supporter as he's from London.

Problem with the 'timestamp' signal sent as well as pictures and teletext. It should have corrected itself now, mine did this afternoon.

numericalist tbh

I'd rather have a good shit tbh 51346[/snapback]

Shouldn't America think about finishing off the conflicts in Afganistan and Iraq properly before starting another one?

Someone pointed out to me how well Jenas played yesterday, but there is no way I would swap him for Parker or Emre. The midfield is looking good now, (I know it was 'only' West Brom), they hardly waste a ball now.

Who was it that was arguing with Gemmill last week that we hadn't missed Dyer whilst he's been injured?

Its Owen and Shola up front, Al on the bench. Quite happy with that. Come on Shola, carry on where you left off last week.

Jesus wept.

Jammy bastard, I've played that one loads.