Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Hughton said on Radio Newcastle that he expects Forster to play a lot up there.

You'd like it over there Kevin, you'd be with your own kind.

Yeah, that does make sense. It's certainly something I'll experiment with. On the subject of vanishing point pics, my mate took an absolute belter on the Underground last year:

He's had loads of coaches here. A lot of them were centre halves too.

On N-O more than here these days. Can we not arrange one of those hand-overs like they used to do with spies at Checkpoint Charlie? We could get SSR over here, and we could give Kevin to them.

Another '80s phenomenon: good Eddie Murphy films.

I find it a bit odd that someone who might describe themselves as a 'dog person' is quite happy to wish death on a cat. I've never heard a 'cat person' say the same about dogs. If you don't like them, fair enough, but why the urge to see harm come to what might well be some old dears cherished companion? (I've got a foot in both camps btw, having had pets from both sides of the divide).

Owen's always worn 10 hasn't he?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/col...icle7146271.ece Fucking hell, what an absolute cock.

I was in the Montparnasse shopping centre in Paris a couple of months ago and they had a C&A, Habitat, and a few other old skool chains I thought had gone to the wall. Was like being back in the 80s. And I thought the French were supposed to be cool and sophisticated. They still dress like the kids out the tricolore books over there man. And you still get Intersport in Norn Iron. And Nazi-related grafitti. Combat 18 ffs So called because at their peak they had 18 members. The Tricolore books were always good for a laugh. You know its called Combat 18 cos of AH right or am I being whooshed? tbh

Disaters. There were loads weren't they? Space shuttle, Townsend Thoresen ferry, Kings Cross Underground, Bhopal, Chenobyl... and all the jokes that follow them.

Live Aid. Freddy Mercury stealing the show.

Only having four channels of tv to watch (three up until 1982) and Channel 4 showing the 'Red Triangle' stuff late at night at weekends.

Mmmm, Nachos.

Wasn't Joe Bloggs 1990? I associate them with Italia'90 and the Step On video.

Made a bit of a comeback haven't they?

205, shirley? XR3i's too.

Chawaka-wow! Porn where everyone was perma-orange. With masses of pubic hair.

Kathy Secker used to read out the birthdays as well. She's on Radio Newcastle now.

Loading games onto a Commodore 64 via a tape recorder. Used to take about 20 minutes! Summer Games II by Epyx stands out in the memory as does Pitstop II

Pony NFL trainers

The smell of fresh bread from Don Millers bakery in Eldon Square Beatties toy shop The christmas toy floor at Fenwicks Yellow buses

10000 posts by the way, where do I pick up my gold watch?

What happened to Sicklee Sausage Roll? He always delivered the funny and was a Photoshop artist.