Dr Kenneth Noisewater

What date to these 25-man squads need to be named by? If it's before the transfer window closes what happens to players caught in limbo? What about loan players? How many changes can be made through the season and when?

My tripod came from Aldi

They're quite nice, take one in moderation though. Disappointing. Runny and not very chocolatey, I won't be having another one. Do you still do vanilla?

Why do spiders like living behind the glass of wing mirrors so much and how do they get there? Every car I've had has had a pet spider at one time or another.

What are the Mars milkshakes like K-Dogg?

My mate is shagging twins who both like it up the arse. I asked him how do you tell them apart? He said Easy, Sally's got long blonde hair, and Derek's got a moustache.

Yup. Bellamy and Carroll would probably be a handful for anybody. * sigh * They'd certainly keep local custody officers busy.

Oh dear. He's got a bit of history of this hasn't he, Man City?

They'll be out at the end of this term. I know whoever won the election would've had to back stringent cuts to balance the books, but people don't like seeing services cut, spending pulled back and the dole queue staring them in the face. There'll be a big backlash to Labour next time, nailed on.

Do I Not Like That. Brilliant stuff. Phil Neal is priceless. HIT LES....! Over the top! HIT LES...! FACKING HELL! Demand it Les, demand it!

In a word, no.

Reminded me of The Aviator and to a lesser extent, Citizen Kane.

More holes in the plot than Swiss cheese, but a fairly enjoyable couple of hours if you leave your brain in the foyer.

Why would you want a swimming pool in the back garden in liverpool?

Kicked out of Chelsea's academy for disciplinary issues, then had trials with Yeovil and Bournemouth. Sounds like a fucking gem

Joe Lewis wasn't it? A better boxer than a keeper..... That Joe Louis signed for Liverpool during WWII.

Lee Camp.

Bizarre case, truly bizarre.

Joe Lewis wasn't it? Good shout, that sounds about right. I'd hazard a guess that his form and confidence suffered a bit with them going down last year. No idea though, tbh.

Joe Lewis wasn't it?

Sorry, I was looking at the pictures

Got to be Chezza. Clancy ain't all that, and the accent is a right passion killer.

Creosote. Goes great over fences.