Dr Kenneth Noisewater

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If Forster is getting a game for Celtic I'd rather leave him there. He'll learn more playing for them than bench-warming for us. Sodeberg is supposed to be a decent prospect as well isn't he?

More deluded than the Pig Head tbh.

Totally agree about it feeling like an '80s ground. Those pillars are shocking aren't they, makes you realise what a class ground we have. Although I did notice that the Bullens Road stand still has the Archibald Leitch trademark criss-crosses on the front of the upper tier that Stevie and Manc-Mag would approve of.

The ref was shite for both teams, he got loads wrong.

What's the new Nokia iphone rival they were having a big launch for earlier in the week?

Osman was weak as piss, a total fanny. Heitinga didn't look happy playing in midfield, but Distin was alright. Talking to a toffee before the match who reckoned he was at fault for all 3 man u goals last week and should be dropped mind.

Just got back. Good performance from our lot, I was surprised how much time & space we had in the first half. Williamson was MoM for me, won absolutely everything in the air and generally looked composed. Has Harper dislocated his shoulder? Ben Arfa's goal was a beauty, he looked as if he might struggle to get into the game at the start but the longer the game went on the more confident he became. After he scored you couldn't stop him dribbling. What's the news on his injury? Tiote was very neat & tidy, but looks the sort of player who gets a nose-bleed if they get too close to the opposition penalty area. Also seemed to be suffering with cramp for the last 20 mins. Perchenbauer was mixed, some good tackles, some challenges he was lucky to get away with. Out of position too much though. Enrique was good at the back and going forward. He took a hell of a bodycheck from Hibbert in the first half. Can't remenber if it was a yellow card, but it should've been. Routledge worked hard and was a good outlet, using his speed and getting into space, Nolan covered more ground than I expected and Carroll was a real handful for them. I think he was too powerful for Jagielka, so they swapped and put Distan on him. Andy worked hard all game and played the last 10 mins or so as an extra centrehalf when they were bombing balls in to Fellainni (who I like, but has a real nasty streak) and Yakubu. All in all, a good day had us at 5/1 for the win too

What's black and doesn't work? Tim Westwood's accent.

23,000 home fans, total disgrace with attractive opposition, and reduced prices, we were getting nearly double in the Intertoto. Like I say there's not a more fickle crowd in world football. Easily the worst supporters in this country. Worst in Europe: OFFICIAL. UEFA: liverpool fans the worst in Europe.

BTW, Peasepud, do you know what percentage of the membership voted at the elections?

This sums it up for me. I signed up for a supporters club and its mutated into something else. So fuck them, they're getting nowt off me.

Mine's looking in the opposite direction. Great minds though

Can't believe that. I took almost the same shot last Thursday night.

I'm with Kev, it's stupidly large, as well as childish. Now I don't mind childish jokes, but I don't want to see the same one 50 times a day.

Has he ever? I'll set 'em up, you knock 'em down.

Has he said anything interesting?

You may well have heard the same stories about him that I have. He'll go down as a great because of his performances in the Ashes victories of '05 and '09.