Dr Kenneth Noisewater

This guy the boss he knows my e mail Do you like the sunbeds then dave?

Was canny actually. Caught the one from 9pm and the one after (shame he had a teeside accent like). Missed the first one, but the second & third were very enjoyable. He did sound like he was from Stockton or Hartlepool like.

Craig, I thought you'd banned this boring cockend?

The old 'rusty trombone' eh Kev?

Useless cunts.

I noticed that too. As has been said, Nolan seems to have too much influence off the pitch. I don't like it.

KK called him 'The Buffer' and he acted as a go-between between players and management. That, and putting the bets on. I have a feeling John Barnes used him in a similar role when he was Celtic manager and called him the social secretary.

Are Everton playing without a striker?

Arsenal, Chelsea, spurs, Rangers, celtic accumulator this afternoon.

Have a good one Alex

Surprising, with his choice of facial hair.

Harsh on Big Willy if that's right. What about Tiote?

The other thing I remember about him is getting arrested for drink-driving down the quayside whilst dressed as Captain Hook

Got subbed off for Shola between 60-70 mins what seemed like every game one season. That was after Nobby changed his mind about playing for Peru. Bobby didn't like our South American players choosing country over club, although Nobby always seemed to make himself available after an international. Acuna, seemed to suffer for also choosing his country. Didn't he go play for Chile one time when we had a few injuries in the CM when he was fit and Bobby wasn't happy? I could be wrong, but I think he didn't play for Chile because he'd fallen out with the coach or something. He did go home to see his sick mother though, which is why he left eventually.

Two of my good mates are Toffees and they're both good lads, good football knowledge, self deprecating, funny, blokes you'd be happy to have a pint with. This compares very favourably with the liverpool supporters I've been acquainted with who, with a couple of exceptions, have been arrogant, bragging, smug, boring, mosty glory-hunting, mug cunts. I like going to Goodison too, it's a proper old fashioned ground, a bit ramshackle but with real character. It reminds me of going to grounds with my dad as a kid, with it being surrounded by terraced houses. Not like these soulless Meccano kits on retail parks. I'll be going next week and I always look forward to sausage, chips and curry sauce from the chinese chippy opposite the Taxi-Drivers Social Club on the way to the game.

Did Defoe's count double or something? Nothing is good enough for our leeds friend, remember. He thinks Keegan is a cunt for not being as good as Alex Ferguson.

I didn't realise that's what PCT employees did.

Number of Bulgarian waiters heads stoved in: 1 Number of times Michael Shields has been bummed: 4586

Number of references made to Hillsborough: ∞ Number of references made to Heysel: 0

Nurses, doctors, consultants. Those who actually deliver the care rather than administrators or ancillary staff.

Fuck me. That's scary, but seeing the fatty in the stripy top slide back and forth is funny. The guy who almost walked behind the toppling forklift had a lucky escape. Aye, that made me smile a little, so did the lass in the pink sat on the chair at the start, who's still sat on it when it comes back the other way Just spotted the woman going face first into the pillar at 0:48 Oooff!

Fuck me. That's scary, but seeing the fatty in the stripy top slide back and forth is funny. The guy who almost walked behind the toppling forklift had a lucky escape.

What are they going to replace the PCT's with? There seems to be a lot of overlapping of jobs there. I'd rather savings were made in these sort of areas and front-line staff were protected.

Aye, true enough. As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh. To borrow a phrase. Nowt beats Peroncel for that. Walking round like she'd just had a gobful of chilli jizz. Gargling with it in this one.