Dr Kenneth Noisewater

http://www.flickr.com/photos/testmatchspec...in/photostream/ Boycott Bingo

Shittest. Anecdote. Ever.

I thought this was going to be about Roy Keane.

One guy one jar

We don't do starting prices / speedomotors whatever they're called. Weirdos. Nah I couldn't walk, would take about an hour and a half? 10 minutes in a taxi or summat innit. working tomorrow from 11-7. Out on time for the x factor, after the x factor i'm hitting the town with a bang. lethal. oh this is at my mcdonalds What a sad, fucked up place northern ireland can be.

Kenny Huang ends interest in Liverpool takeover Minutes silence to be observed at anfield on Sunday no doubt.

I'm I the only one who hasn't had a serious fall-out with any of Stevie, Leazes, J69, Fish, Craig, Renton, Wacky, Pud, Kevin or Christmas Tree at one time or another?

Mate of John Anderson's.

Have Trophyshy or David Kelly been namechecked yet? They should both post more. I'd also agree with Alex that Big Onion was a good poster in his brief time here. And where is Snakey, he's been away for ages? And Shinton? I'd also say that the humour on here was at its peak when Renton, Gemmill and Oba were sparring all day long. Stevie has shown since his return what was missing whilst he was away. Wacky makes me laugh too.

Trott doesn't want to open though. Carberry has to get a chance to open in the next test, we can't go to australia without a plan B.

Aye he did. Probably picturing Scholes as Michelangelo's David but with a foot long ginger cock.

I was almost tempted by Man U to score three or more at 5/2

Can we declare now?

Looks like the 2008 Collocini is back.

They do fit over normal specs quite easily. Unless you wear massive peado glasses.

Gerrard, you cunt.

Shearer and Hanson appear to have visibly aged over the summer. I know the world cup was bad, but even so...

Woy will be weally angwy about Cole's wed card.

Was just thinking that. It was a shocker like, then Nolan stood there with a "what? me!?" face on when he was shown the red.

Talksport usually good for info Graham Courtney, their North East correspondent used to be our press officer during the Keegan era. He used to get a lot of scoops, although I don't know if he has the same level of contacts since Fatty Balashley took over.

Two phrases the mackems will have to get used to this season: "Cattermole is shown the red card" and "what a mistake from Bramble" Stephen Carr had a fucking nightmare for Brum too.

Wigan shocking, player fitness a disgrace, blowing out of their arses in first half. Made Harewood look like a PL centre forward.

I might go to Gateshead - Darlington this season. Half my family are from 'heed and the other half from Darlo.

Is he a new or a recycled member?

Malcolm, not a very french name is it?