Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Precisely. If he doesn't like people having a pop about his weight why doesn't he go on a diet?

Got subbed off for Shola between 60-70 mins what seemed like every game one season.

Aye, true enough. As for Colleen (and I'm sure she's a lovely lass and she deserves a lot of sympathy given that she's had his kid and he's just taken the piss), I think she's got a right whingey face tbh. To borrow a phrase. That's a scouse trait. All that self-pitying and having minutes silences for chickens etc, has a physical manifestation over the generations.

I remember this place (in it's old incarnation) went absolutely crazy after the Wolves cup defeat. In the sense that the forum became absolute quality. I always trace it back to that actually. There was uproar on 'here' after Lua-Lua scored for Portsmouth against us despite being on loan too. Was that the same season? Must have been later that...this was going back to 2002 (I think). The one where Bellars was kissing his prem badge at the end to the Wolves fans. My bad. The Wolves cup game was Jan 2003, the Lua lua thing was towards the end of the 03-04 season I think.

I'm a scouser fighting for my rights to be independent we need our own state. Its like basque in Spain if you know what I mean. Liverpool should be a country UK going to shit no need to bring Liverpool with it. How would you raise the tax to pay all your benefits cheats?

I remember this place (in it's old incarnation) went absolutely crazy after the Wolves cup defeat. In the sense that the forum became absolute quality. I always trace it back to that actually. There was uproar on 'here' after Lua-Lua scored for Portsmouth against us despite being on loan too. Was that the same season?

I remember this place (in it's old incarnation) went absolutely crazy after the Wolves cup defeat. In the sense that the forum became absolute quality. I always trace it back to that actually. There was uproar on 'here' after Lua-Lua scored for Portsmouth against us despite being on loan too. Was that the same season?

I thought you were "Scouse not English"?

Aye, he should put a complaint in with her pimp. Exactly, there should be some form of regularity body. Ofpros?

Have we had a bright scouser on this board yet? Obviously they are few & far between. Is that daft cunt who reckoned he did a stand-up act on the Birkenhead ferry still hanging around?

Not defending Rooney in anyway, because obviously he's a married man and Collen seems a pleasant enough lass, but if he's paying £1200 for a hooker, he's not just paying for the sex. He's paying for discretion and professionalism too. If she's ran to the papers he might as well have carried on going to the 'massage parlours' where he used to meet his senior citizen friends.

Could have it for famine victims from his homeland I suppose, i.e. the West End

Wasn't Canada as we know it basically formed by the (British) Hudson's Bay Company?

He wouldn't dare have a testimonial would he?

Aaron Hughes would definitely have been worth keeping because of his versatility and never letting anyone down. I'm not sure he was underrated at the time though. I can remember the front of The Mag having a pic of him and the headline "£18million for Rio. What price Aaron Hughes?" after Leeds had bought Ferdinand from West Ham. Acuna stands out for me. I wish Robson had used him more in his time here, there were games where we were crying out for someone to stiffen the midfield. I think for all Robson did, he did have his favourites and The Mighty Clarence suffered because he wasn't one of them. My dad rated Distin very highly from the first time he saw him play, but again I think he didn't get a fair crack because Bobby kept playing him at leftback.

Harry won't be too upset, he has the ironmen Woodgate and King to call on.

The new kit is gay.

The other Paul Robinson is still in Neighbours btw. His cv must be even thinner.

For a start he'd be picking players that were still alive. "Where's Reidy?"

Some lovely stuff there.

I've thought that for a while. I'm guessing they are polarised lenses with their axes set at right angles to each other.

He's not gay and neither is his boyfriend.

He supported leeds before then.

It's in Ambleside Stevie, not Windermere.

I bet Umbro don't make a loss on every one they sell mind. I don't like it at all. The present England kit is just about perfect, seems a shame its had such a short cycle.