Dr Kenneth Noisewater

So he isn't thompers after all. He's Heston Blumenthal.

Exactamundo The tories have traditionally been big on defence tho haven't they CT? Polaris, Trident etc.

Probably night-before showerers too, filthy animals.

fuck off you twat. And I'd appreciate it if the rest of you could give myself and fatha a bit of privacy during this difficult time.

I'll have a sapling off it

Matt on the money as usual.

That's brilliant. Should be your ava. Do you ever drop anything?

I find it hard to believe you have anybody to leave it to, at risk of being harsh, there's a reason you're in your 50s and living in a flat, and you don't have to look further than your posts on here to work out why. Bad form that, in my book. Completely unnecessary for you to come into this thread just to try to have a snide shot at Leazes' personal life. There are plenty of other threads for you to bicker in but a cheap shot like that does you no favours.

I too thought it was poor that the email didn't tell me the cost or when the renewal deadline was. I'm presuming its still a tenner?

Beat me to it.

Do we really need nuclear subs updating/replacing, bearing in mind that the cold war is over and the threat to us now is more likely to come from a terrorist attack.

Just received this: I have mixed feelings about this. I feel NUST has taken a direction I can't fully get behind since the 'Yes we can' push. I'm probably not going to renew. Anyone else had theirs?

But this was kingdayo's account. If you're going to be a wum at least try to remember which log-in you're using dave, you daft cunt.

I have a bit of manlove for him. I would actually consider changing sides if he won the Ashes for us.

Reminds me of this:

Most people had the steel ones IIRC yet ours were good old fashioned reinforced concrete. I think I remember reading somewhere in the aftermath of Hillsborough that "if they'd had concrete crush barriers like at Newcastle United, the barriers most likely wouldn't have failed". When I was little I used to sit on one of them with my dads arms either side of me. He had to hold on tight sometimes otherwise I'd have been lost in the seething mass Me too I remember that season 89/90 we played Sheff Utd I remember we won 2-0 and they had an illuminous away kit. They were top at the time and shit. Me and three of my mates were sat on one near the back of the Scoreboard and these cuntish blokes said they were gonna start a Blaydon Races surge to get us off. The cunts! We couldn't get back after that. I first heard the word 'motherfucker' used in one of those situations, behind the goal about a third of the way up. This ginger biker with a beard and long hair got sick of being pushed around and turned round a shouted "Will ye motherfucking sons of bitches stop shoving!" About 1985 I reckon it was.

Did he do the Holte End at Villa Park Stevie?

Most people had the steel ones IIRC yet ours were good old fashioned reinforced concrete. I think I remember reading somewhere in the aftermath of Hillsborough that "if they'd had concrete crush barriers like at Newcastle United, the barriers most likely wouldn't have failed". When I was little I used to sit on one of them with my dads arms either side of me. He had to hold on tight sometimes otherwise I'd have been lost in the seething mass

Nice light down the quayside on Thursday.

The stand-up career didn't work out then, dave?

That some sort of cheap version of burgers you have over there? A liverpoo delicacy, burgers made from rat meat.

They were my feelings at the time. I thought Bobby was getting too old and losing his grip on the reigns. In hindsight, it's all been downhill from there and you should be careful what you wish for

I can smell your breath Kevin mate its coming through me keyboard ffs its either your breath or your fella had a shit you gay twat. A smell coming through your keyboard? Only in liverpool Probably a rat he was saving for later.

This guy the boss he knows my e mail Do you like the sunbeds then dave? The names David and I go on the beds to enhance me chance with the women. If people on here give Liverpool the respect it deserves I'll praise byker grove and ant and dec. But until then I'll continue to abuse the anti scouse people on here okay mate!!!!!!!!!! Your patter is going to fuck your chances with any woman regardless of your appearance dave.