Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Christ, can you remember when Shola and Lua Lua played a few games together in Europe? No body (including themselves) had any idea what either of them were going to do. Scored a few mind.

liverpoo fourth bottom. Oh dear.

Yes.

An infant school teacher in Toxteth asks the class who supports liverpool. All put their hands up except little Bobby. Teacher asks 'who do you support Bobby?' and he replies 'Newcastle United miss' Teacher asks why, and Bobby says 'my parents both come from there, they support them, so I do too.' Teacher says 'you don't have to copy your parents- what would you do if your mum was a prostitiute and your dad was a burgler?' Bobby says 'I'd support liverpool like the rest of you cunts'

him or chiles though? I pick murray Likewise.

Sniffer - boring Leeds Keegan-hater. Happy now?

Fuck knows, he's the Beeb's pet-project at the moment. I think he's a thick cunt.

ashley only has himself to blame.

Loving that.

Someone on fivelive reckons Barton did a Nazi salute after scoring. Anyone see it?

I think the ashley chequebook will be going back in the SJP safe after that.

I bet the fat pig doesn't have the humility to write one.

Citeh to bid £30million for Carroll before the end of the month no doubt

Carroll will be giving someone a fucking good battering in the Bigg Market tonight to celebrate.

HEAR HEAR FYP. Pet (and petty) hate of mine, sorry.

HEAR HEAR FYP.

I don't think the villa caretaker will be getting the job. Lets have a look at Vukic then, Chris.

Oi! We'll have no negativity here Ginge! You know what I mean though. This is still NUFC we're talking about. I must admit the pessimist in me is still thinking 'we could get a draw out of this'

Must be, Smith almost scored.

They're better at dancing too ( )

Sack the board!