Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I wandered lonely as a cloud That floats on high o'er vales and hills, When all at once I felt the need, to download porn for thrills; Beside the lake, beneath the trees, Fapping and trembling on my knees. Got your number

Hookers and being a shit gambler are both costly hobbies.

If only you'd have known what was to come... Bit naughty, making that quote look like I said it. I thought I had no recollection of posting that

I didn't realise they'd stopped making Fuse bars, I'm sure you still get them in Miniature Heroes. I used to love drinking a glass of milk through a Spira bar as a kid too.

It says coffee but the wrapper clearly shows it was strawberry, orange, raspberry, lemon, pineapple.

Exactly, apart from the goalkeeper situation (which isn't that bad anyway) you've got a strong team in all departments providing there arnt any major injury blows. Being third favorites is about right imo and if you don't make the semis I'd rate the tournament as a dissapointment. I was quietly confident around the time of qualifying, with things looking good and a class manager in charge, but since then alot has declined. Keeper is nowhere near sorted Terry is far from at his best, Ferdinand is a crock and Ashley Cole is coming back from a big injury and RB was never completely sorted Gerrard is miles off (possibly for yet to be revealled reasons!), Beckham is out (who i thought would be a very useful sub against tiring defences) and Lennon is coming back from injury as well, as is Joe Cole and Barry is out completely Rooney may not be back to the electric form he was in before the injuries and Defoe is out of form But that's typical England to be fair! True, but Spain are having their share of problems too with Xavi, Torres and Fabregas all struggling to be fit for the start. Obviously, keeping Rooney fit is vital. Was about to say the same thing regarding the spanish, they've got Senna out too haven't they? All the major countries will have injuries, players out of form and tired players who've played maybe 50+ games this season. We're no worst of than most of them, but this is where your strength-in-depth, rather than your best XI matters.

They're defending it. Unbelievable. "They're" are you taking the piss? About 3 posters (ie a very small minority) have said "you might be misreading it". All class A wankers by the way. I demand that you name names. All Keegan haters I bet.

Or rename it The Bosman's and Free Transfer thread.

Er, no he isn't.

They're defending it. Unbelievable. Never!?

He's got a fare: His dignity is leaving town.

Have we gone from following the Arsenal model to the Aston Villa model and now the West Brom model? Wait til Leazes gets here

Mike Ashley: daydream murderer extraordinaire. He can't even let us enjoy the summer can he? Pissing on hopes & aspirations before this season is even properly finished. The cunt.

Asda Boldon have a 2 for 1 offer on Humble Pie at the minute. Eat one now, freeze the other for Ordinary Dave's implosion? Best get the family size ones CT.

Incapable of making two sensible decisions in a row, FACT. Fuck knows how he got so rich in the first place.

Quoted so when England get knocked out in the quarter finals i can laugh in your face. England are SHITE! which group are ireland in? Low blow, getting beat in the playoff against 10th in the world by someone cheating after finishing the group 2nd behind the current world champions wasn't a bad attempt, considering the standard of our team, its not like we've mcgrath and co anymore. Only reasons i always want England to lose is #1 1966 and how much i've heard about it, and #2 every tournament is met with "we're contenders!!!", then it starts with Motty talking utter ballocks during every one of your fucking matches. Ladbrokes have you at 3rd favourites for some reason ...Colin Murray is a commentator/pundit this year and all, fuck sake i hate that cunt Here here. If you're agreeing with a point being made, the phrase you're looking for is "Hear, hear" (originally from "hear him, hear him" used during debates), not "Here here" I'm pulling you up because you've done that a few times recently and it starting to get on my tits.

is that a fact ? the share from domestic and overseas tv rights is something like £35/40m next season. £1.3 billion over 3 years overseas and £1.8 for domestic so there's plenty going to be sloshing about esp with capacity 52,000's every week, merchandising back to normal, corporate back to normal. FFS the negativity on here is unreal - MA will give CH enough to ensure survival at least - does anyone think he wants to continue losing £500k per week like he has been doing in the coca cola ?? Does anyone think he wants a repeat of the previous season leaving his reputation in tatters ??? He will not repeat the same mistakes again - he is a multi millionaire businessman - they dont repeat their mistakes - that is why they are multimillionaires. : You got this prediction wrong Accadekka.

Almost stopped reading at 'credibility'. Does that mean Hughton has to sell to create funds to buy or no buys full stop?

Canny isn't it?

Life's Great Mysteries #65. How he ever got a job I quite like his shows on fivelive. As long as he keeps his dippers bias under control.

Do CT and Fop's times on here overlap? The attention seeking, devils advocate in extremis, wummery traits are certainly similar.

Knocked out on pens in the semis or quarters. Probably by a country we've had a war against.

And the tories will get the blame for the inevitable austerity measures.

Oh dear it's started. Like who??? Messi. Where's that from, N-O? Spuds board, at a guess. Of course, my bad.

Oh dear it's started. Like who??? Messi. Where's that from, N-O?