Dr Kenneth Noisewater

She'd be a fool not to sell her story to whichever paper offers her the most money. This is your chance to get out of fucking Rochdale love!

I need to get some of those.

Spear's only played once for the reserves, so I think that's a bit of a reach.

Skybet offering odds on how many times 'bigot' will be said on the debate tomo: 0-2 7/4, 3-5 13/8, 6-8 11/4, 9+ 5/1 Murdoch shit-stirring by any chance?

Never been the same since Caçapa left, eh Sima?

Dedicated family man Nolberto?

Cheers mate and to all that voted Lucky Escape mate We'll see, I do have my own view that now its just too much toward Yes We can without taking a step back and reviewing the situation. As one of the few questioning voices from the start its now fairly nailed on to push on with it. Not that its a bad thing, just sometimes I think people can ge lost in the dream of something without seeing the wider picture. Overall though its a good mix of people who can take forward this Trust and try to advance it. Is the tenner membership a one-off or a yearly payment Pud? I'm not overly keen on renewing if Yes We Can is becoming the be all and end all.

Mate of mine said at the weekend: "I hate city, them coming into money is like that fat lad from Norfolk who won the lottery. You just can't buy class"

If it's David Dein I'd be interested, if its a Dennis Wise-a-like it's a horrible idea.

Gangsta goal celebration:

What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and the Icelandic volcano? Maddie only ruined one holiday.

Unlucky Pud and Tom. I voted for you if thats any consolation.

Never heard that before. Very good! It's impressive if you listen to the rap version first and then their cover. They've completely re-worked it and made something better than the original.

Nowt gets past me like

It looks very much like the very first Umbro one we had... (Keegan's debut). That's what I thought. Quite plausible that they'd go for a retro shirt - what with us all crying out for a simple design. FWIW, if that is it, I like it.. I reckon it is the late '70s / early '80s shirt. It's a mock-up, no way they would go with puffy tight sleeves.

It looks very much like the very first Umbro one we had... (Keegan's debut). That's what I thought.

Is it a '70s one with the logo and crest shopped on?

Overbari Martins was known for it when he was here wasn't he? What do they do with it all?

Embrace doing D-12's How Come? on the live lounge was excellent.

What have we learnt today? Don't bet on Div.4 football. Those fuckers should be painters or brickies, not paid professionals

Going for a mackems/Leeds/Norwich/Millwall/NottsCo/Rochdale accumulator today.

If only Stevie Geeeeeeee and Terry had a Tom. Cheers Luke- meaty one that if true. Can I have some PM-age please Luke? Or Fist?