Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Is The Boathouse still there or did it burn down? The Park? Don't tell Titus?

Are you at BRI or St. Lukes like Luke?

There is/was some alright pubs in Shipley, certainly better than anything in Bradford city centre.

Brown doing that weird breathing thing.

The new Puma kits all seem to have this thing going on over the right shoulder: Can a photoshopist make this black & white and add a NR logo? That's what I reckon the finished article will look like.

Win Title Go unbeaten at home Smith to score a goal Gateshead to stay up liverpoo to be knocked out of uefa cup asap liverpoo to fail to qualify for europe next season (ideally Everton pipping them to the Europa place on the last day of the season) Rooney to be rested by Ferguson for the rest of the season England to win the world cup beating as many countries we've had wars against as possible on the way.

Although I wouldn't say it out loud, a little bit of me would still like Keegan to come back one day. I know it's never going to happen and it would never work anyway, but there's still something there. I'm like a lovestruck teenager daydreaming about a failed relationship and what might have been

What the fuck?

I didn't really like Kick Ass. It wasn't quite what I though it was going to be, overrated without a doubt imo. And Nicholas Cage is a shit actor.

Bliar has made multi-millions from his public speaking and taking up roles on boards. Him and his Mrs were both barristers before he became a politician.

Mathematically, yes. But realistically, West Brom aren't going to score 14 more than us in the last 3 games.

Id bang her............................doesnt say much though Not sure that she's mental enough for your tastes kidda

Did we buy Marc Hottiger after USA94 as well?

I wonder when we'll next see a jock at a World Cup?

His wife runs a posh stationery and accessories company. She's quite tasty I reckon.

Should come with a mullet warning.

Nolan again, 0-2

Where is Mick Lowes tonight?

Goal! Nolan.

Isn't it about time you changed jobs? You normally only stick around one place for about three months don't you?

Cheers for the heads up Stevie

Torres seals it.

Benfica have got one back, on a knife-edge again now.

I can only presume the linesman thought someone had got a flick on it. Did the extra official behind the goal do anything?

The ref changes his mind, and allows the thieves goal. Commentator: Have you ever an official change his mind like that? Yes, when the thieves beat Roma in the uefa a few years back. He awarded a pen against them, then changed his mind.