Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Why did Cisse's wife change her name to Annette? So he wouldn't hit her again.

Fucking hell

their site says they're fighting "campaign to bring out the truth and ensure justice was to succeed" what truth are they searching for? One that skims over the fact that, regardless of any policing inadequacies, loads of ticketless scallies did pour out of the pubs and into the ground at five to three I'd imagine.

Any busty lovlies gone in yet?

Steel Band cover of Joy Division - Transmission: Marching Band cover of Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus String Quartet cover of Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi

"HIT LES! HIT LES! FACKING HELL! DEMAND IT LES, DEMAND IT!" tbh.

Yeah, it was the U.S Cup in '93, a mini tournament to get the yanks upto speed before USA'94

A positive blockbuster in comparison to Uma Thurman's latest epic: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/27/u...h_n_515731.html

We were suffering the Taylor regime then though. Barry definitely out for Saturday by the way.

Written By Michael Henderson. That should be warning enough.

This. Plus we have more professional sides than anywhere else in the world, our football stretches from the very pinnacle to the grass roots. Also take a look at how many top foreign clubs have the cross of St. George incorporated into their crests.

Fucking hell, imagine if they'd actually qualified.

Just had four days on the Northumberland coast, absolutely beautiful. Took loads of pics, just sorting through them. Here's a taster of Beadnell Bay on Thursday evening:

What pairing would you go for Stevie? Without any doubt King and John Terry. Redknapp made a good point in the paper yesterday saying that 6 days between games is more than enough for Ledley, fair enough he's a cripple, but you don't see him make many mistakes, he's a great player, people who judge him on a shakey show against Mexico should watch more football. Too right Stevie. We've gone from having an embarrassment of riches at centre half a few years ago, to suddenly looking a little shaky. King is a good replacement to plug in alongside Terry in Rio's place, but oh for a fit Woodgate. Upson turns too slowly and has played for a shite team all season and Dawson, despite being in good form, hasn't played for the seniors yet I don't think. Carragher is just Carragher, who has said in the past that he'd rather be in filthpool than playing for England. And if our Irish lot don't like reading about England or the World Cup they could always keep their neb out of this thread.

Just for you Barney, I've arranged another showing.... FRIDAY 28TH MAY BAD LIEUTENANT 11.25pm Film4 Can you give me a heads-up the next time they're showing Control? I missed it last time.

In the words of Stouffer: "She gotta big face!"

Aye, making it a completely different format to the rest of the series was a puzzler like.

Aye. Same could be said for the entire rag mind. Isn't Stokesly where all the Smog players live? Most of 'em are in Yarm. Stokesley and Great Ayton are nice too though. If fact there are a few lovely villages with decent pubs on the road between Stokesley and Northallerton. Carlton-in-Cleveland, Swainby, places like that.

Audience went for: Mercury/Hendrix/Bonham/Flea line-up

Barry Chuckle in the crowd at the playoff final, he's a big Millers fan. Fivelive commentator made a quip about the 3-2 scoreline going to-me, to-you.

Gerrard injured?

Thought the title said Kev stuck in the ignition. FoK. I'm presuming the steering lock is on? If it is hold the wheel as hard over to the left as you can, and try jiggling the key and wheel until something gives.

bollocks, it's pride, it's passion, it's believing in both your football club and the integrity of the game. This. A man and club become one. I had the "I'll tell you, honestly, I will love it if we beat them, love it!" bit as the text alert on my old phone. where and how did you get that I'll try and pm you it tomo.

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bollocks, it's pride, it's passion, it's believing in both your football club and the integrity of the game. This. A man and club become one. I had the "I'll tell you, honestly, I will love it if we beat them, love it!" bit as the text alert on my old phone.