Ayatollah Hermione

The hypocrisy off these cunts is fucking shameless

GAME MANAGEMENT

That not a blatant obstruction on Miggy like?

Fucking embarrassing

Isak inside and Wilson hooked would be my move tbh

Aye, we have to score in the next five minutes or it’s fucked

Blatant push on Wilson and Neville says “he’s gone down a bit easy” Shoot me now

Not happening today, like

We definitely need to just let these little fuckwits dive and roll around and not rise to it. We’re playing into their hands here.

Goal early in the second half for us and VAR will have its work cut out with Pope in this form

Fair play to Arsenal for doing this shit and having it work because everybody does it but the fact that nobody clutches their pearls when they do it is a joke, like.

Murphy didn’t even get his head up before playing that ball ffs

It was a “great start” from Arsenal in the first 30 second and then it was “Newcastle have been great in this first five minutes” once we hit the post.

Some fucking clumsy tackles going in from our lot. I know we’re behind and you want to get the ball back but you’re basically asking these to dive

Barely touched Xhaka and Neville is giving it “ooooh” Get fucked, man. What a daft cunt

Atrocious from Willock, that. Basically a back pass

Counterpoint: Neville is a Sky shithouse

Aye, it fucking belts him on the arm ffs. Must have taken them a minute to see if it slightly grazed his thigh

The hard way it is

Give owa, man. What a fucking farce this shit is

Gemmill is only writing Liverpool off because he wasn’t watching football when they were practically unbeaten for 2 seasons

I watched none of it, like because why would you, really? I’m sure the viewing figures were through the roof but that just sums up 70% of the country

We’re off to Halkidiki in September. Smack bang in the middle of two towns and right on the coast so that’ll be a fortnightly routine of Mythos and Gyros until my body implodes

Don’t threaten MF with a good time

Rattled tbh. You’d have to say this is somehow WORSE than the Everton crack from last year