Ayatollah Hermione

Maddison has been single handedly keeping them afloat for weeks tbh. He’s got plenty of fight but he’s only one player. The tide has taken him eventually

It really is apparent that this is the first season they’ve ever seen their side play something that isn’t kick rush anti-football. They think they’ve invented it ffs

Mind, I think it’s entirely possible that Man United miss out on goal difference

Can’t believe that the team who regularly go on 9/10 game win streaks who benefit from massively favourable decisions are doing it again. Who could have guessed?

Thought you worked for Sainsburys?

Track marks from doping up

Could do with a bit of variation. A shame we don’t have any left footer with any decent ability from set pieces to mix it up a bit.

2-1 win with a cagey last 10 minutes leading to pure relief. Not sexually before anyone starts

And we should be awarded two more

Notts County on course to miss out on promotion after a 100+ point season

Mind, if we hadn’t been FUCKING ROBBED against Palace at home, we’d be sitting pretty

Id have went with Maxi just because Willock was getting kicked to fuck but surely Wilson could have played another ten minutes

It’s a decent point that could be a very good one if Man United fuck it up but there’s no real denying that we should have kicked on for a third after the pen. There was a spell where their heads dropped and we did the square root of nowt which is a bit unlike us

I’d be amazed if Leicester get anything but a hiding off Liverpool, like. Leicester have a bit of quality but the spine of their team is embarrassingly bad and all doesn’t seem right ala us during our relegations

They’re far better than that though, aren’t they? If you took Villa away as an indicator of our quality, it would be foolish. You just hope that Arsenal do them today and kill off their European hopes so they’re demoralised when it comes to Thursday

At the end there, Botman was watching the ball to receive it on the bounce and, as it bounced, it went in a total physics-defying direction that landed at the Leeds centre half. They had some fucking luck there as well, like. Not losing Firpo until his fourth red card offence isn’t even the half of it

Also, how have Leeds got a pitch from the 1960s? Has Allardyce had the players driving their range rovers on it through the week?

Dogshit that, tbh. Got dragged into Allardyce’s game, sadly

Where was that 20 minutes ago, you baldy cunt?!

Simon HOOPer more than happy to blow for Leeds fouls at the slightest contact but not ours, is it?

Joelinton having a bit of a stinker here. A saying this so he scores

Bruno booked first!!!!

How have these not been booked?! That has to be the 11th or 12th foul

Looks like pinball when it goes into their half. Just white shirts running around causing havoc. Total Allardyce

Aye, this could get dodgy very quickly