Ayatollah Hermione

right you are

That’ll do nicely Arsenal have a nightmare run and we, categorically, do not. It’ll be very interesting to see where things lie in about a months time

Eh? When he breaks into the box and receives the ball 12 yards from goal on the bounce, he shouldn’t shoot?

Longstaff has the knack and intelligence to get into the right position. Unfortunately, he can’t finish his fucking tea. He’s Lampard until He has to shoot and then he’s Garry Brady

Mind, I don’t think Fulham gave us a hard game at all We had all the ball and once he’d fucked the pen, they just sat back and asked us to score. Fuck them. Shite

I was in the pub watching and tbf, still half cut from last night, but as we won the game and went above them, and about SIXTEEN goals better off, were we mentioned in that conversation? Only, Man Utd, Arsenal and Spurs have all got to come up here and do you really fancy any of them to get a result? I don’t.

Bruno has had to give Joelinton a lift in

Your man from Lazio is a concrete link APPARENTLY

If he ever gets the sack, he’ll have a great second career as a Joe Jackson lookalike tbf

This recent uptick in their form is simultaneously making me optimistic they can pull the upset on Man Utd but also terrified they’d do a similar job on us in the final

Wolves want Lascelles this season is the first time I’ve really been impressed by Neves tbh. He’s definitely standing out in a poor side so getting him and sending them Lascelles is absolute robbery of the highest order. Especially if we have a decent ball-playing centre half in our sights to replace him

makes you wonder what she knew

Trossard has fucked off from Brighton, it looks like. Currently on his way back to Belgium. I sense a bargain deal for Eddie’s Mags

Their gaffer is already complaining about the lack of time between their games. A valid complaint, it may be but he’s getting his excuses in early, if you ask me. Shithouse

What a fucking clown.

His more jazz-oriented stuff in the mid-70s is fucking wicked but High Ho Silver Lining will mean he’ll be sitting in purgatory for quite a while

As we get better, I’m afraid we’ll become to Sky what Anfield is to BT. “St James Under The Lights” will be their “Famous Anfield European Night” and everyone will rightfully hate us for it

Second leg at home is a tasty bit of business. Now, let’s hope Jones can only get a performance like that out of them once.

My savings would disappear if we won the cunt

Strong vibes from the opening day of the season where Forest were adamant they were beating us and that the league was shite. It only took about an hour for them to realise that was not the case

As nice a thought as that is, Southampton are turbo shit. Would be nice though

Crossing everything for a Manchester derby in the semis

Perez has really endeared himself to our current squad tonight. As evidenced by him getting booted all over the gaff