Ayatollah Hermione

Wild how Russia have genuinely got a fully-fledged Russian asset running the show in America. Talk about playing the long game to win the Cold War

The Xbox consoles are a piece of piss to turn into unreal emulation machines too, if you’re so inclined

There’s no doubt that Wraith and Straughan are great friends and there’s a great mutual respect. In fact, I’m sure Wraith can’t wait to try and extort or run a grift on him in the near future

Just no more calamities, please

Days like this are proof positive that a massive summer is needed. I’m not sure the options were out there but it would have been nice to see us gamble on a CF on loan but I suppose they were rolling the dice to see if Wilson still had it

If I can spin things positively, the final may mean the return of the Willock/Joelinton pivot on the left which used to be pretty handy and would keep teams guessing. Trent absolutely struggles against direct pace though so not sure we could have picked a worse player to lose than Gordon. Other than Isak, obviously

Just about everything that could have went wrong there did.

Aye. Absolutely classic Newcastle where the circus has well and truly come to town

Every time with this cunt. Has he not retired yet

Dubravka has to stay in nets. The idea of getting Pope back up to speed is a decent one but Gordon has just thrown a spanner into that. Keep Dubs in

30 Rock was a good idea at the time, I’m sure

That should be Gomez off as well tbh. Halved Tonali and then booted the ball away

Every single game this cunt refs devolves into absolute chaos. He’s a total clown. Whoever said he’s just evened it up is right. Considering Baleba should have been off 15 minutes earlier.

Maybe something similar will happen to Liverpool, the team who encounter absolutely no hardship whatsoever

It’s in our DNA this shit, I’m afraid. If it wasn’t him, it would be some other fucker on Monday

Aye, we’ve seen this script before

It was absolutely nailed on that Murphy would revert to type the minute the window shut

Nice for Brighton to get to sub that kid who should have been sent off. Cheers, ref

I’d be getting Krafth on here like. Schar is a disaster waiting to happen

Aye, Miley has been anonymous and him for Bruno seems the obvious change

You could definitely sell this ref magic beans

Also, every passing week it becomes very obvious why Howe was desperate for Guehi to replace Schar

What the fuck was going on with the throw at the end there? Anthony Taylor so piss poor that he nearly lost control of the game because of a throw in

Big day for those Brighton fans. Some of them have been supporting them since 2018