Ayatollah Hermione

Hope Wilson knew he was offside there and was saving us a false celebration with that finish

And I’m afraid Schar has been crap for a while now. He’s on the turn

Fuck me, nothing goes right down here

No luck in the ballot for yours truly. Thinking of starting an NUFC Vlog so I can get a nailed on ticket for the next one

Sorry to hear about your mam, MF. Awful news, that. Hoping you and yours are doing as well as can be

I think like this sometimes but being there for that second leg against Arsenal felt like something akin to an old football experience. Full blooded support for your team against a team you hate in a game we needed to win. I left St James feeling more connected with it all than ever. Then they serve that shit up today.

The shit munchers on social media. Nobody here

The complaints about Longstaff coming on are insane We’re clearly well beaten and he’s protecting Bruno. Who else is going to come on for that?

Man City are a good side and we can chalk it up to a bad day all we want but that’s the most Bruce-like I’ve seen us under Howe tbh. Looked defeated before we even stepped out and if it’s a psychological issue, it doesn’t bode well for a week on Wednesday, never mind the final

You must have been fucking miles behind And even at 2-0, we hardly touched the ball

Far too easy to play through us with Willock there

Please come back to Earth

Woeful. Shit scared of them again

Fucking shit start that’s been duly punished. That better wake us up

What did The Jam release in the 90s?

Suppose you could earmark Britpop as “British guitar bands in the 90s who took influence from and sounded like all the different British guitar bands of the 60s” If you wanted to keep this argument going

Probably not but they get lumped in anyway so I’m marking them as the best of this entirely manufactured and arbitrary era

Salah quiet all game but he’s probably won them it. Similar to up here where he had a brilliant 15 minutes and almost sunk us. Praying that he’s injured for the final, like

Supergrass were great and didn’t make a bad album.

Everton vs Liverpool. Constant fucking diving and whinging where a game of football occasionally breaks out

I’m a simple man and will therefore accept Salah getting injured. Doesn’t have to be a bad one, just a broken bone or something that will take around 6 weeks to heal

The best Blur album was the latest one. It’s the only one I’ve ever actually listened to front to back and thought was actually accomplished

What can I say? I’m a man of refined taste

I think I’ve got a table booked upstairs in the Strawberry for the final so I’m afraid any Saturday will be spent desperately trying to think of anything else. If anyone wants any furniture knocking up, send it my way. I’ll need the distraction

Dakwala is supposed to be excellent. Butakun is a ramen/Japanese gaff that I can recommend highly. We went to Hula, just next to Empress last week and we both really enjoyed it too. From the same people who have Twenty Twenty Pizza.