Ayatollah Hermione

It’s probably coming from the Spurs camp in way of mind games but apparently only 7 first teamers trained today and there’s been a few Spurs journos hinting that their team tomorrow could set their lot over the edge

Aye, struggled with the first few legs but had some cracking finishes later on

RIP, no age

Sheffield United are shit out of a toilet

Magedia making it so the darts is on Sky Sports Main Event instead of their top of the table clash

One good thing about COVID lockdowns is that it’s completely killed any desire I ever had to go out the house on New Year

If there’s anyone out there who enjoys this, I’ll be amazed. Self-indulgent horseshit

No interview with only the second NUFC manager to win at Old Trafford in however many years?

He’s still fucking going Are we going to let Shearer have a 10 minute celebration on MOTD if we win on Saturday?

This Neville interview

Aye I quite like him, will be a shame when he’s sacked in March

Amorim just talking and hoping something makes sense

I know we’re missing Schar but they’re missing everybody. Nowt daft and we can put another nail in Big Minge’s coffin

Sky trying to flog Isak again. Fucking shameless from those fuckers

Also, for a manager who should have been sacked last month, Eddie Howe keeps breaking all of our unwanted records

Brilliant second half after the hour mark. Gave them absolutely nothing and there was always the sense that we could have made subs earlier and turned the screw some more. Bruno phenomenal in that period with the only downside being Schar getting himself booked like a tit. Seeing Amorim desperately throw things at the wall and getting nowhere was brilliant. If he can’t course correct and play a different way, they might genuinely be in a scrap

Been far too casual in the last 15 minutes. These score and it becomes a different game. Bruno has been wasteful too, waiting for fouls that aren’t going to arrive

Man United fan Gary Neville wanting goals disallowed on commentary, is it?

Foul for Man Utd because that fuckwit ran into Tonali

Drury starting his bullshit already

You’ve got to come to Newcastle/For the Christmas Sales

Man Utd practicing defending corners in the warm up

Kelleher is a canny enough keeper but is absolutely a beneficiary of the Liverpool wankfest in the press

They’ll turn up tonight, depleted midfield or not. If losing to Wolves hasn’t give them the rocket, nowt will and Amorim is probably going to be forced into some kind of pragmatism with his set up

Started Squid Game Season 2 and can’t remember a single fucking thing that happened. My lass is watching it with the shit dub as well. This will be a long 8 hours