Ayatollah Hermione

I thought that Bonus points for that one where they started in an offside position and we just didn’t move and caught them all offside

Can anyone think of a better 8 days than we’ve just had btw? Man U, Spurs and Arsenal all beaten, all away from home

Unbelievable effort from all of them. I thought Longstaff was outstanding defending our box when he came on and in general, all the centre halves defended the crosses outrageously well. Once that second went in, I knew we’d bring it across the line. What a team. What a manager.

You’re probably right but a lot can happen in a month. If we can see a win out here, it’s absolutely brilliant for us going into the second leg if things go west for us for any reason.

Also, the neck on these for saying other teams are dirty cheating cunts btw

Hyperventilating like a cunt here. Not sure we can survive many more scares but we’re looking threatening the other way. Isak is unbelievable atm like. He could well win us the lot

Willock better have one of his games where he has a first touch so help me God

Bournemouth at home is a big game IMO. It’ll be a hard one as they’re a very decent side but that feels like as big a six pointer as the Villa game did

“Trent” the most overrated player in world football. Total luxury player carried by a brilliant side around him. Absolutely insane that managers tried to pander to him by putting him in central midfield when he would struggle to look good at right back in a side that didn’t consistently dominate possession

How have they got the loyalty points?

Nice that we’ve got a proper England manager these days so we might see the best of him there too

Brighton starting to leave a bit on Arsenal’s players with these tackles

Did you edit his shlong there?

Using up all the shite party food in the freezer tonight also. An absolute beige onslaught

Another early goal for them and they’ll spend the rest of the game using their “GAME MANAGEMENT” to save some energy. Cunts

Don’t get battered and then there’s every chance up here IMO. I’d even take a 2-1 defeat. As long as we’re in the game for the second leg

Fair play to Spurs for enlisting the ref in their injury crisis but fucking get in

First yellow in the 98th minute

Amazed Botman did 90 without cramp tbh.

10 minutes because the ref hasn’t given them enough obviously

Fuck off referee. This is an absolute disgrace

Mind, Joelinton has been fucking shite. He’s lucky to have not been hooked

Insanely bad refereeing performance this They had a cold in the week so can’t book any of them

This keeper is good at claiming crosses so of course we’re putting lofted shit crosses in for him to collect

Check for handball but not a full knee to the head